Hysterical music fan

Hundreds of young and older woman urinate in their pants when their favorite artist appears on stage.

Hundreds of young and older man who are heavy metal fans shit in their pants when Rob Halford appears on stage.


Why is this happening? :dunno:


 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Shit their pants? That's a new one.
 
Maybe, I think heavy-rock dudes tend drink a lot of beer, which has some ingredients known to cause a stomach to act on it's own and make some people spray out liquid'ish substances from the both ends simultaneously...

That might also be caused by a too strong coffee used to help people stay awake while waiting for the real music to begin, as the bands just keep bashing their instruments furiously and roaring like a bear to cause some unmusical noises to come out from the speakers... Those ridiculously awkward looking trans-metro-sexual men with long hairs, makeups and black clothes tend to call it music thought...
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