Hypothetical Questions

I would **** it but I'd have to see if their story was true. Obviously since I found it I didn't buy it so it's not mine unless I choose to keep it. If I knew for sure it was someone else's I'd give it to them and hope they would be generous in return.

Your plane crashes in a remote area that will keep rescue away for months. There is very little food on the plane, not enough to sustain you long term. If you were faced with starvation and death would you eat the bodies of the people who died in the crash. If you would what would you eat first.
 
Hell yeah I would eat them. I aint dying before time. Eat the fatter bits first - ass, thighs, side of waist.

Could you turn off a life support machine for a loved one?
 
Not a fun thing but yes I could.

You are visiting your wealthy Grandmother. You notice a copy of her Will is sitting on the coffee table. Do you sneak a peak when she leaves the room?
 
No, that **** doesn't interest me.....


A friends Wife has just given birth and the baby looks nothing like the ******..... Do you say something or do you allow him to live in denial???
 
allow him to live in denial (**** he'll figure it out in the end anyway)

If you met a minister of parliament whilst getting your jollies in a swingers club, would you take a pic and call a tabloid newspaper the next day or take a pic and ********* the bastard dry?
 
I wouldn't take a pic at all, since I usually don't have a camera at a swinger club ^^

If you had to choose between your own death or the death of a person you don't know, which one would you choose and why?
 

RKO!!!05

Banned
No I wouldnt, I would probably ask for a loan and then pay it all back when I have the cash.

I know we are talking death again, but if you knew you were going to die of cancer and it couldn't be cured, would you rather die a slow, agonising death going through the pain and suffering part or would you rather you just got it over and done with? (eg, someone stab you, shoot you, you commit suicide,etc.)
 
Die tommorrow as long as it an amusing death, cuz then I can sit in heaven and just laugh my head off!!!

If you could have any car at all, what would it be and why?
 
64 vette.....cos it was a car my ****** always wanted and he died before he could get one and i want to get it for him


What would you do if Sydney Moon asked you to help her out with a problem that only you can fix and then she rewared you with the only thing she could reward you was a private show?
 
I used to say yes to that question. But I guess I've changed my mind. I could **** a bad guy for money but not some random peron.

You discover that your ******* is selling classified information to a foreign power. Do you turn him in?
 
Kansas City Chiefs

While ******** in an out-of-the-way bar, you see a friend's spouse having a romantic tete-a-tete. Do you mention it to your friend?
 
hm, none-handed masturbation ^^ na, seriously, I'd love to be able to fly. I guess that would rock

if you could have absolutely everything you want to have, would life still be worth living?
 

RKO!!!05

Banned
to some extent, yes, I guess, but to another extent, it wouldnt be so much fun.

If you saw a gang of 5 people who were all carrying knifes and taking a young teenage girl into an alley way, would you go and help her out, would you walk away or would you think for a second to go and get someone to come along with you to help the girl out?
 
I would go and help and not think a second about it! She's a girl, I'm a man, I wouldn't ever be able to forgive if something happened to her and I wasn't there 'cause I looked for someone to help me

If you could be happy but stupid or unsatisfied forever and intelligent, which one would you choose? (in case you know him, this is referring to John Stuart Mill, just to make your decision easier)
 

RKO!!!05

Banned
I'd be happy but stupid, I feel that in some cases, that's the way I am right now :) which I dont think there is anything wrong with being that way.

If you had to have an operation done on you that you knew would last hours and hours, would you go through with it?
 
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