Hummer Drivers Get a LOT More Tickets

That car is too big,too...i think that Hummer increase car crashes because they use more wide of road than another cars...
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
They shouldn't have put those hummers on the civil market in the first place.

If you need a vehicle that gets you through heavy terrain, there are cars that do that a lot more sensible.

But anybody who drives those monsters on roads is just silly - and comitting an every-day crime against a ) nature and b ) the oil economy.

That ain't hatin', that's talkin' sense, in case you don't hear arguments so much, dood :)
 
I guess everyone who is against hummers a old men or like men. You guys drive a prius or a mini cooper?

I drive a real car!
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I guess everyone who is against hummers a old men or like men. You guys drive a prius or a mini cooper?

I drive a real car!

Technically, it's a truck; not a car. You don't even know what you're driving, yet, you still bought it anyway. That's exactly what I would expect from someone who owns a Hummer.
 
All haters

If you could get one you would like them. Mine is awsome. Ill run over the piece of shit prius. "i pick them out of my bumper"

Its just like somone driving a truck. U dont need to have a big truck but u choose to because you like them. I drive a h2 because i like it.

Hey! Didn't I see you at the Monster Truck Rally last week?

Are you really GraveDigger? You are, aren't you, you donut spinnin', hybrid crushing son of a bitch!

Royalty folks, we're amongst royalty!
 
Dick king,

Is your prius pink and have a little dog in your lap while your driveing?



Oh im sorry are you to busy taken it in the a hole instead of wathing the super bowl? I would just like to let you know i dont support gay marriage but im sure you do.

Well enjoy your ass rape ill be watching the game.

Funny, i saw a commercial with a hummer in it, but dont remember one with a prius. I think that may be a sign????????????
:thefinger

Holy latent homosexual penis envy somebody didn't love me enough as a child insecurity batman!
 
...than drivers of other vehicles:

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2009/01/hummers-can-hid.html

Your thoughts?

Probably because they think that since they own a big fat PIG of a vehicle they can TRY to take over the road. I have these assholes in their piggish vehicle get up on my bumper all the time because I'm not driving fast enough for them and they think I'm going to get out of their way.. here's what I have to say

:thefinger

besides the BIGGER THE CAR/TRUCK OR WHATHAVEYOU...the smaller the penis
 
Most people that don't drive a Hummer roll their eyes at the ones who do when they go by, yet the people who own one never seem to get that. Even most car lovers I know don't like them. There are a lot of cool cars out there. The Hummer isn't one of them. At least with sports cars there are things that they do well even if they are just to stroke a persons ego. The Hummer has pretty much become a vehicle that is crappy at everything and it looks like a brick moving down the road.

It's just a fuckin' Tahoe chassis with a different shell dropped on top it. It transforms the soccer mom/trophy wife grocery getter into a my penis small but I'm not quite old enough for a Corvette status symbol. Drivers commonly seen with a molester type mustache, gold chains, and a dangerously misogynistic view toward humanity. You're gonna need a dictionary for that one Lebron23
 

Facetious

Moderated
^ What ? Labron has 23'' gangsta rims ? :bling:

I don't really give a hoot what people drive, just stay the hell outta me way and don't tail me like you're draftin and we'll all get along fine.

Natural Gas, Lectric, Hybrid, hydrogen, Diesel, Gasoline . . . whatever ! Just drive ! :D
 
Like i said all of you are just old ass men driveing 15 year old cars.

Who gives a fuch what frame it has it is different. Most automakers use the same basic frame type for there cars.

As for saying it is a car. Really if your going to be that way the real term is sport utility vehicle.
 

Rattrap

Doesn't feed trolls and would appreciate it if you
Is there a reason why the Prius is considered tiny, or is it just in comparison to the Hummer? The Prius is bigger than most Toyota sedans.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
With the (necessary) death of the H3 and and the H3-T Hummers in the U.S., I just had to dredge up an old thread about this pathetic, pretentious vehicle. The 5 cylinder model needed a strong tailwind to even get going, sounded like the engine was flying apart at full throttle and handled like a shopping cart. But there for awhile, every drug dealer, wannabe man-about-town and female real estate agent who couldn't afford a Land Rover jonesed to have one of these pieces of shit.

But there is one good thing about the H3 Hummer series: we FINALLY got one over on the Chinese by dumping this turkey on them when GM went bankrupt. :clap:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
This just in-Ford Granada drivers are still pushing there cars to get where they are going!
 
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