How you masturbate today & why?

[JayJohn85]

Cryptic critic with tin foil kicks typewriter down stairs. Heavy load pressure release primordial soup on my jumper

 

[Boothbabe]

This makes my head hurt :1orglaugh

 

[ICanHasLogin]

The aforementioned Chance disappears beside her petty key.

 

[Member442]

refer here.
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=497104

I know not all of them are masterbation but it says it all really.