How would you act if you hear that your best friend
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'd ask if you got it from a dirty needle or if it was that time two dudes spit roasted you.
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
/thread. :rofl2:
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I am always up for a joke at assair's expense. Especially if it implies that he loves cock.
Supafly
Retired Mod
I personally think assari has colombian roots. I mean, he even has it in his name.
Come to think of it, ass-sex is the road to sexual relief in the time youi are not married as a highly christian man who has the strong urges someone must feel he is a member in a porn forum.
-Not true
-A German male is usually gay or bi-sexual and "almost" always a Nazi.
Do you have any other animal related fantasies?
Supafly
Retired Mod
Of course I am, you sexy little monkey! I hope you are blonde, so we can play "Stormtroopers", we can see who gets to invade who
Of course I am, you sexy little monkey! I hope you are blonde, so we can play "Stormtroopers", we can see who gets to invade who
I'm not going to change so much, but we could invade Russia and when Finland and Germany join forces the Russians are in trouble.
"Either they or we will be destroyed"
(assari)
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Three Things:
1) Find a piece of scratch paper lying around
2) Write "Sorry you got the AIDS. Good luck in your future endeavors."
3) Put it in the mail
This person used to be a friend of yours so make sure to be thorough and pretend to care.
1) Find a piece of scratch paper lying around
2) Write "Sorry you got the AIDS. Good luck in your future endeavors."
3) Put it in the mail
This person used to be a friend of yours so make sure to be thorough and pretend to care.
"The Netherlands and Belgium are weak.
When you kick their gates the entire construct collapses."
(Adolf Hitler)
^
That is a good idea.
(I was waiting for your answer and I thought that you give this kind of advice: Shoot the bastard)
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Thank you. Being sensitive and compassionate is important so he remembers you that way as you abandon him.
Supafly
Retired Mod
"The Netherlands and Belgium are weak.
When you kick their gates the entire construct collapses."
(Adolf Hitler)
You know too much about Hitler quotes for a finlander than I find natural.
This is pretty obvious... Any furniture he/she has ever touched has to be burned and disposed completely, whole house sterilized properly inch-by-inch and a full life-time quarantine on that person put into effect...
Normally that person would also end up becoming the "ex-best friend", but luckily as of today we have some nice technology, so you can still be interweb friends without having to have any needs for direct physical contact and risking your own health...
Normally that person would also end up becoming the "ex-best friend", but luckily as of today we have some nice technology, so you can still be interweb friends without having to have any needs for direct physical contact and risking your own health...
Right, the most important thing is always money and goods!
I agree, HIV-positive friend can be dangerous so he or she must be expelled.
I have read history of your country and that is why I do not trust Germans.
At individual level Aryan can be nice, but a group of Aryans are not so nice.
That's right, you can never been too careful.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Or buried alive but make sure you're wearing gloves and his blood doesn't spatter on you when you crown him with the shovel.
Yeah, thought don't forget to update anti-virus software before contacting that person by email... better be safe than sorry.
Assari, how do you feel about HIV as a religious person? Do you think that HIV is a God's Punishment for homosexuals and other evil wrong-doers, a natural way to remove the bad seed from the earth, prevent them from reproducing and cause a self-destruction? Do you think those people deserve their punishment and trying to play with the nature and cure God's Punishment might cause God to become angry and create even more horrible and disastrous curse?
This is a little bit like those satan's worshipers and demonic to the core people from the Hell, who are trying to sneak their falsified devil worshiping ways into the God's Holy Book and religion, break and create their own rules to play a God, mock the god's name and legalize satanistic gay marriage. That's not a part of real religion, never was, never should be... Those who want to play with same gender, can play with same gender, but they aren't the real religious people, nothing more than a trick send by the Devil to deceive people walk to their dooms...
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