How to seduce a milf (?)

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
You seduce her like any other fucking woman you knucklebeak, jessh it's like there is a school of fucking thought for seducing women. And on that note they found this poor guy ripped to fleshy ribbons when said MILF was actually a real cougar.
 
Offer to babysit her grandkids
 
I didn't say she was a milf of 60 years old or anything, wow!

She talked a little but didn't open up. Everytime I tried she didn't take the bait but no rejection either. Any oneliners you all have that work?
 

claydavis

Major Crimes? Shiiiit.
I didn't say she was a milf of 60 years old or anything, wow!

She talked a little but didn't open up. Everytime I tried she didn't take the bait but no rejection either. Any oneliners you all have that work?

One liners ha! You either have it or you don't. My guess is you struck out.
 
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