How to get chicks when you aren't rich and don't have a big wang
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Hit her over the head with a club and drag her back to your cave by her hair. Chicks used to dig that shit a couple thousand years ago, and they can dig it again.
If that doesn't win her over try roofies. :thumbsup:
If that doesn't win her over try roofies. :thumbsup:
A big dick has nothing to do with getting laid. The cock doesn't come out until your going to have sex.
As far as money goes, it is the same thing. You don't go around showing people your bank statement. If you aren't rich, you have to be a "baller on a budget." Or as Katt Williams would put it, "Make pimp decisions."
Men's health did an article that showed it isn't money that attracts certain girls, it is the look of money. If you dress well, and put a little effort into it you will figure it out. Other people can't tell you how to get girls. Every guy has a different way of picking girls up, and every girl is different. Confidence is the most important things to remember.
As far as money goes, it is the same thing. You don't go around showing people your bank statement. If you aren't rich, you have to be a "baller on a budget." Or as Katt Williams would put it, "Make pimp decisions."
Men's health did an article that showed it isn't money that attracts certain girls, it is the look of money. If you dress well, and put a little effort into it you will figure it out. Other people can't tell you how to get girls. Every guy has a different way of picking girls up, and every girl is different. Confidence is the most important things to remember.
Get in shape and hang out with ugly guys. It is a proven psychological effect/illusion that works.
You'll need a catalog for all the poon you'll get.:2 cents:
Men and women seem to think if they hang out with attractive people it enhances their prospects. It really works the opposite in most cases.
You'll need a catalog for all the poon you'll get.:2 cents:
Men and women seem to think if they hang out with attractive people it enhances their prospects. It really works the opposite in most cases.
Supafly
Retired Mod
My advice:
- Be clean and nice-smelling
- Dress well. Not flashy, just watch what you are wearing
- Don't try any routines
- Don't copy people you find cool or whatever
- Be interested in her. Let her talk more than you
- Don't throw drinks etc. at ther, but a couple of drinks or snacks are a good idea
- Be clean and nice-smelling
- Dress well. Not flashy, just watch what you are wearing
- Don't try any routines
- Don't copy people you find cool or whatever
- Be interested in her. Let her talk more than you
- Don't throw drinks etc. at ther, but a couple of drinks or snacks are a good idea
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I've never seen so many stereotypes in one tiny paragraph.
A huge dong might give confidence, but confidence doesn't equate to having a huge dong.
The only people big dicks and money matter to are, size queens and gold diggers. Why anybody would want anything to do with them in the first place baffles me.
In response to the huge dong, I have been informed that it only makes things "easier" for a guy: that is, it is not always better.
I have always found confidence to be key, even if your nervous as fuck.
I have always found confidence to be key, even if your nervous as fuck.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
You do not need rules.
You can rent females. The "regular" ones are obsolete.
That's why they need to learn to not be so picky and stuck up.
Females just need to think. I'm not being mean to them.
:nono:
If you ever dated a guy like that we really do not want you.
And... I am the "bad" guy.
:tongue:
The only way you can get chicks if you don't meet that criteria is to be as handsome as John Thune or get regular colo-rectal exams from a female physician.
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
But that only works once per chick.
Go out every time you get the opportunity and just be yourself!
(Unless you're a freak, in which case I'd recommend pretending to be someone else.)
Acting classes perhaps?
:dunno:
~HB
Maria the SnakeBabe
Official Checked Star Member
I get turned on by guys with long hair while other women hate that. So, the thing is, you never know what a girl is into so just be yourself and give it your best shot.
xfire
New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
:1orglaugh
If op wants loads of chicks he should ass-talk like Jim Carey does in Ace Ventura.
plentyoffish
nothing but desperate crazy divorcees that want teh cack
nothing but desperate crazy divorcees that want teh cack
Keep on buying her drinks, be nice and patient, and when she falls asleep drunk, just rape her
Just follow her home, stand outside her window, and masturbate while she gets ready for bed.
RichardNailder
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Just give up - it's impossible.
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