How to Fall 35,000 Feet—And Survive

[HELLRAISER]

Even after reading this I won't ever go bungee jumping, hang gliding or sky diving... fuck the dumb ****!!!!!

http://www.origin.popularmechanics.com/science/air_space/4344036.html

 

[anomaly]

Hit the ground running!

 

[feller469]

fall from 35,001 feet?

 

[BlueBalls]

And here's me thinking the answer was going to be 'land on a fat person'.

 

[lurkingdirk]

When this happens to me, I tend to find a flag pole and land on it ass first.

 

[Red Spyder]

Plus you should wear a cape!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

So what. Some pregnant woman fell 10,000 feet and survived, had her baby as normal. Now that is a survival story!

 

[HELLRAISER]

Plus you should wear a cape!

Or you can try using a plastic shopping bag as a parachute like this *** did:

http://ps3.kombo.com/article.php?artid=9809

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Or you can try using a plastic shopping bag as a parachute like this *** did:

http://ps3.kombo.com/article.php?artid=9809

thats really sad

and bunjee jumping is fun!

 

[StanScratch]

Since the article does not mention flapping your arms really fast, I am calling it bunk. That, or using your underwear as a parachute.

 

[Embryoyo]

I'm not so sure I'd want to survive a fall of that magnitude, considering it would just ruin the rest of my life if I did survive anyhow. I'd probably attempt going headfirst into a bank.

Good article though, oh yes. Very fun to read.

 

[JayJohn85]

Do all the **** to break your fall but land on your side. Probably break alot of **** but you'll LIVE!

 

[PornKhaos]

When this happens to me, I tend to find a flag pole and land on it ass first.

:eek: that would surely tickle.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Tip #1: Don't land on a fence.

 

[HELLRAISER]

So what. Some pregnant woman fell 10,000 feet and survived, had her baby as normal. Now that is a survival story!

is this one of your dreams or did this really happen? :1orglaugh'