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How To Bust Huge Nuts

Torre82

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*read topic title*
Huh. TF is up with this guy?

*enter the topic, read the stuff, notice that I've already replied multiple times to this semen-fanatic*
I... might have to stop working 90 hour weeks, drinking like a fish and jerking off twice a day. I am fucking exhausted.
But to reiterate: To this guy: No.
Worrying about your nut is some young guy's bullshit. The rest of us might have some normal shit to worry about.. like remembering that we actually did things. *sigh*
I gotta quit one of my jobs.. or jerk off LESS.. or I dunnno. I barely even remember 2018.
*thinks* and to be on-topic, my semen content wasnt bad or anything, but then you gotta read a pornfan99 topic and youre like... well.. I'm not quite making puddles on my floor. Like,
I'm not doing something wrong. I'm just not cumming the Nile, every time.
Thanks, guys. You are like cosmopolitan magazine. Making people feel bad about volume and content. Cant a cum just be a cum? Cant you just be cool with your nut volume? Does it really have to be a race, and does the bar have to be set at: "PORNSTAR CUMS" ?!??

plzthxbye....fuckin' young kid... worrying about his cum... first world problems omfg.
 
"but then you gotta read a pornfan99 topic .. "

Woohoo!! I'm famous! (And blessed with a massive right nut; hence the huge loads.)
 
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