How often is too often

The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone's connected to the hip bone...



...now you're just splitting hairs here.

I was talking about love how is that splitting hairs.

no... she's asking him not to jerk off as much. he can spend more time with her and continue to jerk off at a 14 year olds pace and she would still get mad. her anger seems to be coming from disgust more then jealousy.


Who said she was angry she just wants to spend more time with him.
 
Who said she was angry she just wants to spend more time with him.

she wants him to stop jerking off. i swear to god its funny what people hear... where did u get this notion that she wants to spend more time with him?


So I have nothing to hide from my wife. Like the fact I whack off two to three times a day in addition to giving her a banging four or five times a week. She thinks this level of masturbation is excessive. I need to do it once a day just to stay sane but lately it's crept up to three, and one day three times plus getting laid. Say on average 15 times a week plus getting laid 4 times. I think I have a case of pussy fever.

What do you consider excessive?



Frankly if I could bang the wife 15 times a week I would. As it is, she would prefer if I NEVER banged her, kinda not into sex anymore. And the 4-5 times when she does it's pretty plain-vanilla, like a quickie. I gotta get my real jollies on my own.


... and you heard spend more time with me out of all of that. funny :rolleyes: she's NOT into sex that much anymore and thinks what he's doing is gross, he's a man with needs and he's getting his jollies himself not out lookin for other broads to hook up with. if anything he sounds like a GOOD husband. let the man jerk off and leave him the FUCK ALONE!
 
she wants him to stop jerking off. i swear to god its funny what people hear... where did u get this notion that she wants to spend more time with him?









... and you heard spend more time with me out of all of that. funny :rolleyes: she's NOT into sex that much anymore and thinks what he's doing is gross, he's a man with needs and he's getting his jollies himself not out lookin for other broads to hook up with. if anything he sounds like a GOOD husband. let the man jerk off and leave him the FUCK ALONE!


She doen't want him to stop She just thinks this level of masturbation is excessive, and I did say he should stop.

I just think he shoul try and spend more time with her.
 
She wants to spend time with her husband not the one eye snake.


She loves him and everything is not about sex, it’s just being together.

Holy fuck Phil Donahue take it easy. Boggle Honkey!

Not once has Bowser mentioned the issue of love in this thread, nor has he indicated his wife wished he'd spend more time with her. He's only said that his wife has no desire whatsoever to have sex anymore and thinks his masturbation is excessive.

This isn't about some Hallmark Afternoon Special movie about the love between man and woman. This is about his love of beating off and his incredible discipline and decency not to go find adventurous pussy on the side (yet, that we know of).

Besides, what kind of zero sex drive woman wants to spend more time with a guy that's always :banana:
 
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I've seen people brake up for less. Sorry if I care.

Care to what? completely throw blanket guesses over the situation of an individual who's entire life you've learned from 3 sentences?

More to the point though, I too have seen people break up for less. Much less. If someone likes sex, you can't rewire him to change. And if two people become wholly incompatible on the subject of sex then some times the best thing to do is to break up before they start really hurting each other.

Good luck Bowser. If you can stay satisfied by the just punishing percy in your palm then more power to ya!
 
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She doen't want him to stop She just thinks this level of masturbation is excessive, and I did say he should stop.

I just think he shoul try and spend more time with her.

on the bold part i'm gonna assume you meant "i did say he shouldn't stop". are you a woman? if so i will be able to let this go. but even if he jerks it 3 times then pops in the ol' dirty dancing dvd and girls it up with his wife over a bag of popcorn, all she's gonna be thinking about is 1) this fucking prick is gonna be jerking off to jennifer grey tomorrow and 2) where the fuck did he get the butter for this popcorn?!
 
I was talking about love how is that splitting hairs.

Yeah, that's not splitting hairs. I love you, but I don't want to do anything sexual with you, or very little. I'm not saying she doesn't really love him, but for god's sake if the guy isn't leaving porn around the house for the **** to accidentally watch, and cleaning up after himself, AND still pounding her spooge, then why can't he be left alone? I swear women (I'm almost sure you must be a woman) think the answer to everything is spending more time together and talking it out, when the simplest answer is JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE TO ******** MY BALD EAGLE AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU AFTER I WASH MY HANDS!!


I just think he shoul try and spend more time with her.

Here's the problem with your comment. How can a man who wants sex and jacks off 3 times a day with a wife who DOESN'T want to have sex, expect that sitting next to his wife on a warm summer day under a tree reading Reader's Digest will solve his problem of WANTING TO HAVE MORE SEX?!?!

Gotta love women and their common sense. I mean, I **** to take it there, but...*sigh*...
 
I've seen people brake up for less. Sorry if I care.

for less? you make this sound like she lost his class ring or some ****. this is about the sexual needs of one man and his woman who wants him to change. this is one of the leading break up factors. sex is, right after communication, the MOST IMPORTANT factor of a successful relationship.
 
I'm sorry just drop it.

if you take anything from this... do not EVER come between a man and his personal jerk off time. EVER!
 
Good point rmag. I sincerely think the key to a successful relationship is often spending LESS time together. I know if I'm around my girlfriend for more than 2 days STRAIGHT I start to think "please just be quiet for a while, let me read/watch this movie/***** about Silvia Saint/look at Freeones...for a goddamn while. And I REALLY like my girlfriend. She watches football, racing, plays poker, sucks my dick....but still talking about feelings and ****...sucks.
 
My wife let me because I'm partly disabled, and no jokes it still work anytime she wanted it.

My money stop coming in.

I just read what he said she said I could her calling out to him. sorry
 
My wife let me because I'm partly disabled, and no jokes it still work anytime she wanted it.

My money stop coming in.

I just read what he said she said I could her calling out to him. sorry

i just wanna be the first to say... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!!! :dunno:
 
Way are you such an ass?

It might have something to do with the fact you all the sudden sound like you learned english an hour ago.
 
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