How often is too often

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So I have nothing to hide from my wife. Like the fact I whack off two to three times a day in addition to giving her a banging four or five times a week. She thinks this level of masturbation is excessive. I need to do it once a day just to stay sane but lately it's crept up to three, and one day three times plus getting laid. Say on average 15 times a week plus getting laid 4 times. I think I have a case of pussy fever.

What do you consider excessive?
 
When your kahuna's start going back up and your tongue starts to retract down your throat. I'd call it quits then.

LL
 
Eh. Don't listen to her. Women do not kno men's penisesses like MEN know men's penisesses.

If you ask me, if your willy looks like it's got an extremely bad case of what looks like rug-burn, then I'd have to suggest to give it a rest...but just for a little while.

If beating "tonto" 3 times a day isn't getting in the way your actual love life with the wife, then what are you worried about? If you ask me, this just seems to be another excuse for her to nag u to death about changing your normal "guy" habits or mold u on how to live your life properly.
 
If it put a hamper on your marriage then it's much.


If your wife thinks it's too much, she may want you to pay more attention to her and less to masturbating.
 
fresno said:
If it put a hamper on your marriage then it's much.


If your wife thinks it's too much, she may want you to pay more attention to her and less to masturbating.
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He's banging the Mrs. four, fives a week...I don't know...sounds like NAGGIN' to me...
 
fresno said:
If it put a hamper on your marriage then it's much.


If your wife thinks it's too much, she may want you to pay more attention to her and less to masturbating.
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nope. she should realize that she is the problem. if he is still whacking off aside from having sex with her, then clearly she isnt doing enough for her man. and if she has a problem with it, just say "babe, at least i aint fucking your ******." :hatsoff:


bend for a woman now, plan on doing it again and again.
 
Bowser said:
So I have nothing to hide from my wife. Like the fact I whack off two to three times a day in addition to giving her a banging four or five times a week. She thinks this level of masturbation is excessive. I need to do it once a day just to stay sane but lately it's crept up to three, and one day three times plus getting laid. Say on average 15 times a week plus getting laid 4 times. I think I have a case of pussy fever.

What do you consider excessive?
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Wow,you`re an active fella!
 
dick van cock said:
Take up a hobby.
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He did: Jerking off. Some go fishing, some collect stamps, he jerks off. :banana:. Big deal.

And for god's sake, don't ever let anyone tell you it's your fault you beat off instead of talking to your wife about your "feelings". :nono: That's just new age feminist boggle honkey.
 
Frankly if I could bang the wife 15 times a week I would. As it is, she would prefer if I NEVER banged her, kinda not into sex anymore. And the 4-5 times when she does it's pretty plain-vanilla, like a quickie. I gotta get my real jollies on my own.
 
FAH-Q said:
nope. she should realize that she is the problem. if he is still whacking off aside from having sex with her, then clearly she isnt doing enough for her man. and if she has a problem with it, just say "babe, at least i aint fucking your ******." :hatsoff:


bend for a woman now, plan on doing it again and again.
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Being good to a woman is not bending for them; it’s loving them with all you heart.

She loves her man and wants to spend more time with him.

That’s what she is saying; when she says you need to do it once a day.
 
Bowser said:
Frankly if I could bang the wife 15 times a week I would. As it is, she would prefer if I NEVER banged her, kinda not into sex anymore. And the 4-5 times when she does it's pretty plain-vanilla, like a quickie. I gotta get my real jollies on my own.
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Sounds like you're proving my "all for the purpose of naggin'" comment correct. In all seriousness bro, you know you're out of control when one day as you're wailing on yourself your cock literally jumps off ur hands, runs up to your face and starts smacking YOU around. Then I'd strongly consider giving it up.
 
fresno said:
She loves her man and wants to spend more time with him.
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If that's ALL she wants...then tell her to give u hand whenever you're chokin' your pope. This way, you're still feeding your one-eyed ******* with sexual pleasures, AND spending more time with the wife.
 
rmagedon said:
If that's ALL she wants...then tell her to give u hand whenever you're chokin' your pope. This way, you're still feeding your one-eyed ******* with sexual pleasures, AND spending more time with the wife.
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She wants to spend time with her husband not the one eye snake.


She loves him and everything is not about sex, it’s just being together.
 
fresno said:
She wants to spend time with her husband not the one eye snake.
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The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone's connected to the hip bone...

fresno said:
She loves him and everything is not about sex, it’s just being together.
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...now you're just splitting hairs here.
 
fresno said:
She wants to spend time with her husband not the one eye snake.


She loves him and everything is not about sex, it’s just being together.
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no... she's asking him not to jerk off as much. he can spend more time with her and continue to jerk off at a 14 year olds pace and she would still get mad. her anger seems to be coming from disgust more then jealousy.
 
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