How often do I swear?. Not very fucking much.
When a friend and I go for a walk in the countryside or take our mountain bikes with us. We bring along our cameras (photo and also film cameras) incase we decide to do something mad (Jackass style) or see something unusual, etc, etc.
Anyway, one time we were outdoors, in one video clip that lasted 3 and a half minutes. I was told by my friend that I said "fuck" 52 times in three and a half minutes. He said he sat at home and counted then all. I have still to check this out to see if it's true. It probably is.
I make Ricky from Trailer Park Boys sound like a Saint.