i bet it will feel good to get the cum out
my sack is heavy like hell. will watch some porno, really let it build up and then explode!
i'm going for a 2 mile run and when i get back i'm going to have a little "me" time
woohoo! use it or lose it!
Man, I'm on a masturbation marathon today. Jerked early this morning after waking up from a pretty hot dream, jerked this afternoon in the shower, jerked again for no apparent reason, and now, I'm going for #4 after waking up from another hot dream, and yet, I'm still as horny as ever. Wish me luck.
Someone needs to invent a lube that somehow doesn't get your hand messy. Whoever does that would make millions.
MILLIONS. Ok, probably not.