How often do you masturbate?

[TheOrangeCat]

i was watching californication the other night and there was a scene when a guy was doing that auto erotic exfixiation and he died.

For you trivia heads the character was billionaire Zig Semetauer, played by Fisher Stevens who apart from cheating on Michelle Pfieffer when they dated (IS HE FUCKING STUPID. HAS HE SEEN HIM? HAS HE SEEN HER ...doh) is a fantastic character actor and always an utter pleasure to watch. he was completely brilliant in Numb3rs as a sociopath master criminal.

 

[Clit_Commander]

never choked myself while jacking off

i won't haha

 

[VeraBaby]

once in the morning and once before I fall asleep... If I have an uneventful day, I'll go at it during the day too

 

[TheOrangeCat]

once in the morning and once before I fall asleep... If I have an uneventful day, I'll go at it during the day too

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello baby! (imagine Beep Beep Roadrunner coming to a screeching stop!)

Welcome to the Jungle .... nice to eat ya!

 

[himperv203]

once in the morning and once before I fall asleep... If I have an uneventful day, I'll go at it during the day too

Sort of what I like to do as well

 

[VeraBaby]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello baby! (imagine Beep Beep Roadrunner coming to a screeching stop!)

Welcome to the Jungle .... nice to eat ya!

hahah

 

[TheOrangeCat]

hahah

And where have you appeared from this fine night (God, I sound like the Big Bad Wolf (double sorry L3GGY))
:eek:

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

once in the morning and once before I fall asleep... If I have an uneventful day, I'll go at it during the day too

Somehow I can't imagine YOU having an "uneventful" day!

Besides...jerking off THREE times a day is hardly uneventful! :1orglaugh

 

[VeraBaby]

right now is fairly uneventful... every now and again I just hang out in my apartment surfing the internet, watching movies and masturbating... haha

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

right now is fairly uneventful... every now and again I just hang out in my apartment surfing the internet, watching movies and masturbating... haha

Sounds like every guy on here!!! :eek: ha!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

right now is fairly uneventful... every now and again I just hang out in my apartment surfing the internet, watching movies and masturbating... haha

Idle masturbation as a time killer is a noble route to a goal .....of doing nothing but idly masturbating. And hanging out here:tongue:

 

[VeraBaby]

lol

 

[Chica]

i was having a great masturbation session the other day and my batteries ran out as i was getting close to cumming...ahhhhhh!

i was going to get up and change the out but i said screw it and rolled over and humped myself to climax.

 

[brodkill]

right now is fairly uneventful... every now and again I just hang out in my apartment surfing the internet, watching movies and masturbating... haha

oh man, right now i wish i could be a fly on your wall

i was having a great masturbation session the other day and my batteries ran out as i was getting close to cumming...ahhhhhh!

i was going to get up and change the out but i said screw it and rolled over and humped myself to climax.

i would have gladly changed the batteries for you

 

[TheOrangeCat]

i was having a great masturbation session the other day and my batteries ran out as i was getting close to cumming...ahhhhhh!

i was going to get up and change the out but i said screw it and rolled over and humped myself to climax.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

and this is why :iloveyou:

 

[brodkill]

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

and this is why :iloveyou:

this is why WE love you

 

[jlm555]

i need to get my pussy packed!

I'll pack it for you,only if Dave doesn't mind...do you think he would?

 

[jlm555]

PACKERS won! woop woop

 

[chickenlvr69]

doz u mean in my chicken koop or my bookmobile o bothz!?!?

 

[chickenlvr69]

da fudge packers won!?!? wat u talkin bout? gayz rightz o sumthin?