How often do you masturbate?

[Chica]

that kind of control is fun

 

[busaguy79]

I do it more during the week, I work graveyard so when I get home in the morning and my gf is at work I spend a couple of hours stroking one off! Don't normally on the weekends because i'm busy catching up with stuff I should of done during the week!

 

[home_alone]

men will always be men...women have to learn to accept that.

I wish she did :-(

 

[julialee89]

do people masturbate more during the week or on the weekends?

Yes! As often as I can.

 

[Chica]

i saw a show where a vet from iraq was missing both arms and i was wondering how he takes care of himself. i wonder if he can learn to masturbate without his hands.

he had a nurse that took care of him and i'm wondering if she would do that for him...

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

i saw a show where a vet from iraq was missing both arms and i was wondering how he takes care of himself. i wonder if he can learn to masturbate without his hands.

he had a nurse that took care of him and i'm wondering if she would do that for him...

I have both arms and I would love a naughty nurse to "take care of me"!

 

[GungaGalunga]

i saw a show where a vet from iraq was missing both arms and i was wondering how he takes care of himself. i wonder if he can learn to masturbate without his hands.

he had a nurse that took care of him and i'm wondering if she would do that for him...

If the dude is devoted enough to jerking it, I bet he could do it through his thighs. Would be pretty difficult to clean up, though.

 

[Chica]

i think so too. you can probably get pretty creative when you're horny enough.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

i think so too. you can probably get pretty creative when you're horny enough.

You can also end up doing some pretty whacked out things when you are horny enough! :eek: Don't ask me how I know! lol

 

[Chica]

do tell

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

do tell

One word -- pizza.

 

[julialee89]

One word -- pizza.

saussage pizza!

With a voice you only hear in the commercials:

"And now, we present to you, directly from the lovely US of A, the new episode from Chica: "The pizza delivery service". It's new! It's inproved! It's wiiiith CHICA! Now available on Chicas website!

Chica and her hubby is not responsible for hurting penises and other damages you may get during or after masturbation."

 

[Chica]

lol, i was waiting for someone to chime in on that one!

 

[julialee89]

lol, i was waiting for someone to chime in on that one!

You're welcome, Chica.

 

[wottle]

Hey Chica: following the the thread> I took yesterday off for the 1st time in almost a month. This morning, Wow. I thing a man's mood and level of stress influance his level of cum released.

Sometimes it good to take a short break. "don"t wank it, sometimes bank it"

Thanks again for the thread

 

[Chica]

it's always more fun when you can hold off but it's hard to do that with something that feels so damn good!

 

[Friskey]

"Don't wank it, sometimes bank it!"

I like that. :tongue:

 

[Chica]

me too...lol, words or wisdom!

 

[Automate]

Been thinking whether to post here or not.

The most I ever did was 11 times a day. Have done that on more than one occasion. Didn't enjoy it at all though. Normally I do it at least 3 times a day quite regularly. Been wondering whether I had mineral deficiencies because of that at some point..

 

[Chica]

holy crap...11 times!!!! wow, i think you have the record so far!