How often do you masturbate?

[Wheeler Ronan]

Or try to get the girl to start off with oral.

 

[Dawn]

That's a fallacy, the prostate grows at the same rate, no matter how many orgasms you have.

It wasnt meant to be taken seriously.

As much as i don't take seriously the hair growing in my masturbating hand

 

[BlueBalls]

Well first it started out at about 19-20 times a day, then it slowly progressed to about 30 times a day, first time I managed 30 in one day my cock was so sore that I thought it was going to fall off and after that final ejaculation I believe I saw the ghost of my dead grandfather.

Now heres where it gets weird, he took me on a journey around the world of the spirit when all your dreams and fantasies can come true, it was a totally amazing experience. The colours, oh the colours ladies and gentlemen what magic, what wonder, what the fuck was I doing there? I cant explain it old grandad couldnt explain it, when he first saw me looking at him he said,
'What the fuck are you looking at? Wait! What the fuck are you doing here you sad motherfucker'

I asked him not to talk like that, and I threatened to punch him in the mouth........he shut up

When I awoke from this dream, this illusion, this premonition whatever you want to call it I found myself ass up with my head between my knees on the floor with 30 wanks worth of used tissues stuck to my soft supple naked body. I must have vomited more than once because that smell still hasnt come out of the carpet and it was in my hair basically everywhere. And in mixing with the semen it seemed to form into some sort of mutant toxic chemical that burned the skin. So as you can guess I took a shower as you do. And then carried on with my day.

Im now up to about 50 - 60 times a day, once I even got upto 100 times I cant explain what hellucination I had that day, it cant be put into words.


I think I may have a problem. :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

Well first it started out at about 19-20 times a day, then it slowly progressed to about 30 times a day, first time I managed 30 in one day my cock was so sore that I thought it was going to fall off and after that final ejaculation I believe I saw the ghost of my dead grandfather.

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[Aurora]

As a stupid lusty 14yo maybe twice a day, nowdays, about once or twice a week.

 

[StridentOnanist]

I'd say that I average three a-day.

 

[Sean McC]

I voted 'Never'.

Though actually, 'Very rarely, if ever' would be a more accurate answer.

 

[assholebythedoor]

what is the definition

 

[wrayven]

I usually masturbate 4-6 times a week depending on my schedule.

 

[DieselXXX]

I usually beat it at least 2 times a day.

 

[NavyBlue]

I got a wife and a baby to take care of so I don't have time to even watch much porn, let alone jerking off, but I do make time for that if I feel the urge. Usually 10-15 mins of watching porn, follow by 5 mins of M-time. I can be pretty efficient with my time if it involves releasing that sexual energy.

 

[young_guns]

like 2 times a day...maybe 3

 

[euroica]

Everytime I am on freeones

 

[DervishD]

It's not masturbating but my gf decided about a week ago I need a daily milking. She always finds new ways of using me....poor me

 

[tamgregory]

couple times every week

 

[PierreDK]

Usually 2-3 times a day. Sometimes more and some days not at all.

 

[sgettiroll]

1-2 times a day.

 

[bodie54]

What the fuck is it with threads like this?
I mean seriously, are all of you like 12 years old, or something?
Here's an idea; since you're all so fascinated with each other's masturbatory habits, why not organize a big off board circle jerk where you can all tell AND show?
I'm sure your mothers would be willing to drive you there.

 

[Skyraider22]

A lot

 

[Quagmire33]

Not listed above but atm usually about once a day maybe every other day