How many pairs of beer goggles does he have on?

[Bullly Hayes]

Seriously

 

[Asianlov69]

that is alot of beer...

 

[StanScratch]

Maybe she's blowing him up.

 

[Natasa]

J don't think there is so much alcohol in the world!

 

[Member442]

I didn't need to see that just after waking up. Maybe he just likes large women.

 

[vodkazvictim]

He was totally sober.
He felt her coming up behind him, he turned around.
She pounced on him and started to eat him; mouth first.

 

[LukeEl]

She picked him out of her pubic hair

 

[Justanothergirl]

She is going to use him as a toothpick!

 

[TunnelOfLove]

Correction: The next morning, Edmund died from anorexia.

 

[jod0565]

...adn there's a crowd to watch it all go down.

 

[nightwanker]