How many girls have you had sex with? How many girls have given you head?

Wait. I'll have to ask the wife:

*turns head and yells*
"Honey! Some kid on the internet thing wants to know how many girls I've slept with"

*muffled but clear response from downstairs*
"Hurry up and fix the sink will you? I have a pot luck to prepare for! And why are you sitting on the computer? Weren't you supposed to be working out? You know how your shoulder acts up if you don't exercise!..."

:dunno: Sorry. Duty calls.


cheers,
 
Time we had a serious answer here...


here are my stats:

sex...I'm 37 and I think I've just gone senile, as I don't know.
bjs...With my recently discovered condition I don't even have a clue what a bj is :dunno:





















:D
 

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
If this is a survey you better fricking pay me!

-cs™
 
I'm flattered you guys think my stats are so impressive but I'm still workin on it. To be honest, I just walk in the club, spit the g-a-m-e a little bit, and random girls just start coming up to me offering head, if they're hot I'll be like "ok baby let's go to my car..." and for those people that said zero it's ok i was a late bloomer too, but here in LA man it's SO easy to pick up a hot drunk chick it's not even funny, 23 is probably nothing I bet Jenna Jameson has had sex with like a thousand guys by now, and please stay on topic guys, I see people like Dave Rhino that are perhaps a little bit shy to admit low numbers, but remember nobody even knows you on here.
 
I'm flattered you guys think my stats are so impressive but I'm still workin on it. To be honest, I just walk in the club, spit the g-a-m-e a little bit, and random girls just start coming up to me offering head, if they're hot I'll be like "ok baby let's go to my car..." and for those people that said zero it's ok i was a late bloomer too, but here in LA man it's SO easy to pick up a hot drunk chick it's not even funny, 23 is probably nothing I bet Jenna Jameson has had sex with like a thousand guys by now, and please stay on topic guys, I see people like Dave Rhino that are perhaps a little bit shy to admit low numbers, but remember nobody even knows you on here.

Ummm, no. The point is why even mention it? There's no need to mention your "stats." Unless you're trying to prove you have a big head. Oh, and I'm not talking about the one in your pants either.
 
I'm flattered you guys think my stats are so impressive but I'm still workin on it. To be honest, I just walk in the club, spit the g-a-m-e a little bit, and random girls just start coming up to me offering head, if they're hot I'll be like "ok baby let's go to my car..." and for those people that said zero it's ok i was a late bloomer too, but here in LA man it's SO easy to pick up a hot drunk chick it's not even funny, 23 is probably nothing I bet Jenna Jameson has had sex with like a thousand guys by now, and please stay on topic guys, I see people like Dave Rhino that are perhaps a little bit shy to admit low numbers, but remember nobody even knows you on here.

Oh, and by the way I'm, NOT trying to flame you or be a dick. It's just that it's not needed, and to me it sounds like you're involving yourself in some risky sex. I mean, c'mon, drunks girls from LA? You know what the chances are of them having an STD/AIDS? You should really becareful man, since to me it sounds like you fuck on the first night without knowing ANYTHING about a person first. So for your own sake, becareful 'cause not even a condom will help in some cases.
 

Philbert

Banned
Oh, and by the way I'm, NOT trying to flame you or be a dick. It's just that it's not needed, and to me it sounds like you're involving yourself in some risky sex. I mean, c'mon, drunks girls from LA? You know what the chances are of them having an STD/AIDS? You should really becareful man, since to me it sounds like you fuck on the first night without knowing ANYTHING about a person first. So for your own sake, becareful 'cause not even a condom will help in some cases.

I think you two should have your own thread where just you two post...and don't take up any more space on the board.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
sex - enough
head - enough
 
I think you two should have your own thread where just you two post...and don't take up any more space on the board.

Damn talk about sexually frustrated, it's ok bro your time will come too.....

This is 2007 so fucking girls from clubs is what everyone does, I don't pick up whores or anything, just really hot girls, trust me they wannit too, girls these days want sex like guys, and I'm just posting my stats for fun, to see how we're doing, it's not like it matters cuz we don't even know each other.
 

Philbert

Banned
Every word you post reeks of BS; you don't know the first thing about the club scene; you don't have a good enough fake ID to get in an illegal immigrant bar, most likely.
I'm sure you can't wait 'til you get what we are talking about here, but you are way too transparent.
 
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