How ***** have you ever been?

[Henrik Larsson]

ON the basis that i am pretty fucking mwi(mad with it/*****)

Please excuse my spelling as ut is currently 3:07 in thee morning here and as i say i am pretty ***** right now. I can't spell at thw best of times but right now i am steaming,

So how ***** have you ever been?

Ps it took me ages to write this as i kept finding ******* mistakes. Excuse me i'm scottish

 

[lurkingdirk]

Excuse me i'm scottish

Fucking brilliant.

:1orglaugh

 

[alexpnz]

ON the basis that i am pretty fucking mwi(mad with it/*****)

Please excuse my spelling as ut is currently 3:07 in thee morning here and as i say i am pretty ***** right now. I can't spell at thw best of times but right now i am steaming,

So how ***** have you ever been?



Ps it took me ages to write this as i kept finding ******* mistakes. Excuse me i'm scottish

Drunkest I've ever been is when I stuck a popsicle in my ass and ate cat food.....don't ask.
Yes, I was Madferit!

 

[ragincaucasian]

being high is a perfect compliment to a *****, but as a point of education I HIGHLY recommend getting ***** on the current versions of absinthe (post 2007).

I ***** ***** and tequila on the regular, but I've never quite had such a fantastically uncontrollable weekend like when I ****** a bottle of absinthe

 

[STDiva]

I got pretty ***** a few times.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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[cosgrove2nice]

where everything was spinning

 

[jod0565]

Very.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I don't need ***** or ******* to have a good time. I'm high on life.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Hmmm....

I cant remember much of this one evening... Except that I was hanging out of a taxi window like a dog getting a ride home and then having the hangover of a lifetime, the bastard lastest for two days and included a ******** throat in the end.... Ahhh, sweet youth, when one had no restrictions.

 

[STDiva]

One time, I ***** with Cher when her hubby was skiing. Man was I fucked up.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

I was lucky enough to be living in Vegas for my 21st birthday.. I woke up on the roof of the parking garage of the Bellagio hotel with one shoe and no recollection of the previous 4-5 hours... My friend that was still in the club told me I got kicked out for pouring my ***** on some chick who gave me a dirty look.. Lol

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

ON the basis that i am pretty fucking mwi(mad with it/*****)

Please excuse my spelling as ut is currently 3:07 in thee morning here and as i say i am pretty ***** right now. I can't spell at thw best of times but right now i am steaming,

So how ***** have you ever been?

Ps it took me ages to write this as i kept finding ******* mistakes. Excuse me i'm scottish

Absolutely more ***** then when you wrote this. When I say I'm *****, I can't type on a messageboard anymore.

Excuse me i'm scottish

Hilarious! I'd rep you for this one, mate. :thumbsup:
But I can't

 

[STDiva]

Absolutely more ***** then when you wrote this. When I say I'm *****, I can't type on a messageboard anymore.

Truth. If you're coherent enough to type and browse on a message board, you're not that *****.

 

[Rane1071]

Very, very *****. So ***** that the black-outs become a blessing (rather than remembering what an idiot you were).


But that was when I was younger.

 

[BlueBalls]

I got so ***** once, I was in a **** for four days.

True story.





Not really.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I was at a Rugby tournament in Des Moines a while back. I had just finished showering after a couple matches and was on the sideline getting pissed and wearing nothing but flip flops and a towel. Someone kicked the ball out of touch and on instinct I chased after it while carrying a can of ****. I was running along when I felt the ground give away. I fell fifteen feet into a creek that runs next to the pitch. I got the ball, lost my towel and one flip flop, but I didn't let any water in my ****. People still remember me as the ***** guy who fell off the cliff. True story.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Met a chick in a bar, she left the bar with me and I drove *********** all the way home. Hit the curb and blew out a tire and had to drive home on the rim . I never drove *********** again. In retrospect, it was probably a good thing that I experienced that. The fact that I could barely remember driving home scared the **** out of me and probably saved my life or the life of someone else later on.

 

[Facetious]

I tried to break dance on halloween on my friend's gfs parquet floor when I was about 19... I ended up breaking some cheap china!

I also drove my pick up truck with a friend to 7-11 at about 1:45 AM to pick up 4 cases of **** to take back to a party. When we were walking out of the store with the two cases, a city cop had parked behind my said truck in such a way that he would prevent me from moving an inch. All I remember was that for every question he asked me, he caught me lying. Before too much longer, both my friend and the cop were laughing at me telling me to just tell the truth, but before I could redeem myself (or at least try to), the cop made us a deal.... to open 48 cans of **** and empty them in a storm drain located some 20' from my truck. If we did this, he would let us go provided that my friend (who was also ***** but not nearly as hammered as I was) would do the driving. Being so buzzed, I actually gave the cop a counter offer which made the cop crack up.

By this time, my pal, all of about 260lbs and 6'-5'' to my 6'0" and about a buck eighty lbs. scooped me up by the armpits and tossed me in the shotgun side of the cab and told me to shut up as he grabbed the two cases of **** and walked over to the storm drain where he fulfilled the cop's request to dump 48 cans of ****.
Only the next morning at about 11 o'clock did I realize how huge of a favor the cop did for me. :o
I was about 21y/o at the time.

 

[Facetious]

Being so buzzed, I actually gave the cop a counter offer which made him crack up. :rofl2:

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