How far is this from *****?

[vodkazvictim]

http://www.painforall.com/gals/shsl/027/thehunsyellowpages.html

Well?
:dunno:

 

[Petra]

All in the day of a pain slut. She shouldn't have been doing whatever she was doing to be punished like this.

 

[Roald]

She probably deserved it, fucking bitch!

 

[Petra]

FYI.....where do you think William is??

 

[Mr_Balls]

Cold dirt on her nipples.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6864644, member: 114093"]FYI.....where do you think William is??

:thumbsup:
Me next?

 

[Petra]

:thumbsup:
Me next?

Sure, come on over. I'll make sure to bury you in a forest where nobody can hear you scream. Best of all, it's been raining and raining and raining and we're below sea level!!

 

[BlueBalls]

She's not being ******ed for the sexual gratification of the viewers. So I would say it's pretty far from *****.

 

[Petra]

She's not being ******ed for the sexual gratification of the viewers. So I would say it's pretty far from *****.

Are you feeling alright? You're not making bad jokes about this.

 

[BlueBalls]

Are you feeling alright? You're not making bad jokes about this.

I only have three months to live. Bad jokes aren't as forthcoming as they once were...

Pray for me.

 

[Neutron66]

Looks like a hot chick. Does she do any non-buried porn?

 

[Roald]

kinda dissapointed he is not ******* on her though....

 

[Petra]

I only have three months to live. Bad jokes aren't as forthcoming as they once were...

Pray for me.

What's your angle. Trying to get pity sex?

 

[PirateKing]

She looks like a gopher. Might be some kind of gopher porn. I can dig it.

Hehe, see what I did there?

I only have three months to live. Bad jokes aren't as forthcoming as they once were...

Pray for me.

Good riddance.

 

[BlueBalls]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6864832, member: 114093"]What's your angle. Trying to get pity sex?

Worth a shot, right?

But seriously though. I am dying.

Good riddance.

 

[Petra]

Ah well...I'd be happy to have sex with you in 4 months but you'll be dead.

Hmm...my alternatives are limited.

 

[PirateKing]

There it is! The face of despair, loneliness and self pity. The look of realization that no one loves you nor will they remember you. Hold that frown, I need to fap.

 

[BlueBalls]

Ah well...I'd be happy to have sex with you in 4 months but you'll be dead.

Hmm...my alternatives are limited.

You could have sex with my corpse? That's good enough for me.

There it is! The face of despair, loneliness and self pity. The look of realization that no one loves you nor will they remember you. Hold that frown, I need to fap.

Cum on my face, baby.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Are you feeling alright? You're not making bad jokes about this.

I only have three months to live. Bad jokes aren't as forthcoming as they once were...

Pray for me.

Hah! He was just setting you up for a bigger bad joke.


Oh, and there's no way I'm clinking on anything VV posts.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Sure, come on over. I'll make sure to bury you in a forest where nobody can hear you scream. Best of all, it's been raining and raining and raining and we're below sea level!!

If I was gonna give anyone the honour, it would be someone more important than you.
I'm sure his L3gginess would oblige...

Ah well...I'd be happy to have sex with you in 4 months but you'll be dead.

Hmm...my alternatives are limited.

Why don't you have sex with him JUST after he's died, call it *****, post a video (uber-widescreen, naturally) in this thread and then the ***** context will be double justified?

Hah! He was just setting you up for a bigger bad joke.


Oh, and there's no way I'm clinking on anything VV posts.

:yesyes: