How do yours hang? (Yes, those.)

How do yours hang?

  • I am the 1% man - even

    Votes: 6 14.3%
  • to the right

    Votes: 11 26.2%
  • to the left

    Votes: 10 23.8%
  • WTF BNF

    Votes: 15 35.7%

  • Total voters
    42

BNF

Ex-SuperMod
I was in the gym the other day. Finished a ****** workout with some mates and afterwards we started talking about - what else - how do our balls hang.

Without showing them, and with knowing our own bodies - not one of us, or anybody that joined in the conversation, had even hangers.

I've since read up on this and read a great line written by a doctor:

"...as rare as a man with evenly hanging balls.."

There is often a discrepancy of more than one ball's diameter and usually, for an unexplained reason, the right one is lower.

The conditions are that you must be healthy there, the temperature should be "room temp" and you should have been standing already a few minutes, unobstructed by briefs or pants...
 
Nothing wrong with the poll.

But personally? I do not know and I do not care so long as they look okay are healthy and working fine.
 
Mine hang to the left. I never really thought of this, but from the balls i've seen in my life (locker rooms, MMF, and porn) you're right, they never really hang even.
 
I think BNF should have put more answers in there like:

Do they hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?

Just to cover the entire body of people out there.
 
Dude! Wtf!
 
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