How do you ?

[TITS KING]

How do you love to start it :tongue:

 

[Galactic]

With mustard and a quart of motor oil. flylicker

 

[BigSwede]

Slow An' Easy.

 

[jod0565]

With a key.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Easy to answer. If a women loves me, then of course I do not love her. Until she has disappeared from my life then I realize that I fucked up.

Or you can allow a woman to totally dominate your life, give her everything, your time, money then allow her to rip your fucking heart out with a chainsaw and throw it onto the interstate so it can continue to be ran over a thousand times by every vehicle that goes by. Only then my friend do you know how to love.

But I'm not bitter.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Oh this is about how do you start with the sexy time.

Usually it starts with your wallet.


But I'm not bitter.

 

[BlueBalls]

Fly kick to the back of the head.

 

[JayJohn85]

Easy to answer. If a women loves me, then of course I do not love her. Until she has disappeared from my life then I realize that I fucked up.

Or you can allow a woman to totally dominate your life, give her everything, your time, money then allow her to rip your fucking heart out with a chainsaw and throw it onto the interstate so it can continue to be ran over a thousand times by every vehicle that goes by. Only then my friend do you know how to love.

But I'm not bitter.

Heavy astute stuff....Damn I'm hung over.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Easy to answer. If a women loves me, then of course I do not love her. Until she has disappeared from my life then I realize that I fucked up.

Or you can allow a woman to totally dominate your life, give her everything, your time, money then allow her to rip your fucking heart out with a chainsaw and throw it onto the interstate so it can continue to be ran over a thousand times by every vehicle that goes by. Only then my friend do you know how to love.

But I'm not bitter.

Just take a deep breath, its all going to be okay

 

[Sicario]

How do you love to start it :tongue:

With a whiff of my nose. Any strong or unpleasant order always gives me the hibie-gibbies.

 

[tiger1977]

With a push of a button. If that's not an option, I usually just don't start it at all.

 

[Kingfisher]

With mustard and a quart of motor oil. flylicker

Mustard? Perv. Everyone knows ketchup is the way to go.

 

[Brynn VynDetta]

With a key.

LMAO <3 my car. She gets me wet.

Oh this is about how do you start with the sexy time.

Usually it starts with your wallet.


But I'm not bitter.

LOL I'm sorry. I start it with kissing... I derno. Tongue gets me hot. Tongue anywhere gets me hot actually. My tongue, his tongue... her tongue.

 

[Jack Davenport]

LMAO <3 my car. She gets me wet.



LOL I'm sorry. I start it with kissing... I derno. Tongue gets me hot. Tongue anywhere gets me hot actually. My tongue, his tongue... her tongue.

This is my wallet


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[lurkingdirk]

Lube. plenty of lube.

Otherwise, how is the pineapple going to get in there?

 

[Brynn VynDetta]

Lube. plenty of lube.

Otherwise, how is the pineapple going to get in there?

No more pineapple! Lawd, when we gonna get to the eggplant??

ha.

 

[mentalman]

A couple of stiff drinks

 

[lurkingdirk]

No more pineapple! Lawd, when we gonna get to the eggplant??

ha.

eggplants are for amateurs.

However, if you have pictures of yourself with an egg plant, please forward them. :thumbsup:

 

[Ace Bandage]

Normally, I just get a running start and yell "brace yourself" as I dive at her...

 

[GregCentauro]

Fly kick to the back of the head.

Not for me. You have to come too close to your prey. She (or he) might be able to identify you later. I prefer a dart *** fired from across the street.