how do you prepare for anal?

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
btw, chef, can you spell cilantro?

Crap, he's banned already.

Anyway, why would someone ask you if you can spell a word...after they have already written it down for you? What a moron. M-O-R-O-N, moron.
 
Yep, let me finish what I'm doing first, I'll get my tools.


:rofl:

I don't literally laugh out loud at much, but afa, that was damned funny :bowdown:

It's a shame that ass clown can't read it now, but the bannination was coming swiftly on him...

H
 
:rofl:

I don't literally laugh out loud at much, but afa, that was damned funny :bowdown:

It's a shame that ass clown can't read it now, but the bannination was coming swiftly on him...

H

Honestly I couldn't find it and gave up. :( (He's been kicked out before)

 
The fact that he confused Peter Falk (Columbo!!!) for George Clooney was pretty much enough to ban him, in my book!
 
simple question really, just wondered what you guys done to prepare for anal, if anything, ta!

File an appeal, call my lawyer, ask for my own cell, offer bribes, lift weights....whatever it takes.
 

SeraphiM

Retired Moderator
Talk to Your Gay Friends

Forget about your straight friends; they're just going to lie to you about their anal sex experiences. Your gay friends, however, are likely to have a lot of good information on the subject. Quiz them on their experiences, their favorite techniques, and the most common gotchas. Ideally, try to talk to people who have been on both ends of the stick to get a complete perspective

:rofl:
 
Seriously, I give the girl some oral until cums. Then I lick her ass and massage her butt cheeks, add a little lube and you're ready to go:thumbsup:
 
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