How do you pick up chicks?

[Straight Shooter]

What's your method for picking up women? Where do you go to pick up women? Do you have a wingman or are you a wingman?

 

[Spreeuw]

1. I start up my laptop.
2. I open FireFox
3. I go to www.freeones.nl
4. I search.
5. I cum.

Done.

 

[BlueBalls]

Rohypnol and two big sacks.

 

[pete rose]

with my muscular physique

 

[sporty_carr]

I just whip it out and say suck it.

I'm that good.

 

[Johan]

I use a harpoon

 

[Follower]

I hit them over the head with my club and take them back to my cave

 

[xfire]

I wear my suit made of win.

 

[GregCentauro]

Maxwell's Silver Hammer

 

[BoboBrowne]

Usually with my hands.

 

[edirons22]

1. I start up my laptop.
2. I open FireFox
3. I go to www.freeones.nl
4. I search.
5. I cum.

Done.

So you have a laptop...

 

[Spreeuw]

So you have a laptop...

Well, it's on my desk, does that make it a desktop?

 

[LukeEl]

I dazzle them with my tap/jazz fusion, I croon a torch song, and act out scenes from The English Patient (the Ralph Fienes part when he is wrapped in bandages)...I am a triple threat!

 

[edirons22]

Well, it's on my desk, does that make it a desktop?

Only if it is fixed down with screws!

 

[Straight Shooter]

I've often used the wingman and so far it's been 100% successful.

 

[BoboBrowne]

I show them pictures of the other girls I've stalked.

 

[Hot Mega]

Some people call me old fashioned. I say, why reinvent the wheel??:dunno:

 

[vodkazvictim]

I pinch them with finger & thumb by back of neck.
I lift.
Oh, you mean chicks, not kittens?

 

[magicspore]

Whats a wingman?

The best way is i hit a local pub and strike a conversation with the barman. Always works.

 

[Hot Mega]

Whats a wingman?

The best way is i hit a local pub and strike a conversation with the barman. Always works.

Wingman is a side kick to who is supposed to pick up on the chicks that are with the chicks you want to bang that most other guys normally kick to the side.