How do you masturbate?

I use my Lupe Fuentes Fleshlight.
 
When i was younger i used to take the cushions off our leather couch and put lube between them and then fuck the shit out of it.
I could never come into my hand because i cum more than i can fit in my had, and i would rather shot my load.
I mainly use porn. My girlfriend hates that i use porn because she thinks that i look at them because i don't think she is good enough (my girlfriend is crazy hot too so she is wrong). she also doesn't like it because she doesn't masterbate. I have no idea why not. ive tried to talk her into doing it but she just says that she would rather us have sex than touch herself. i bought her a dildo and she used it on her own about 2 times but now it just sits in the dresser draw.
I AM SO ADDICTED TO JACKING OFF AND SEX IF FUCKING LOVE IT.
 
lol, it's been so long since I've beat my meat.. not sure I know how anymore. :dunno:
 
I usually take my clothes off and masturbate in the nude and imagine I am having sex, just imagining a woman going over my naked body with her naked body. I make it a therapuetic experience for me and my penis and did you know masturbation helps prevent bladder diseases and can help prevent prostate cancer.
 
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