when im feeling espescially randy i like to drill a two inch hole in a tree and stuff it with warm raw hamburger omfg it feels so real! or even get a freezer lock bag fill it with hot water lube one side and fold the lubed side over.... ur very own personal fifi...... rofl
If u can rub ur cock instead of pull it out and stroke, it would be more fun.If u use masturbate this technique u can do it all day.without jerking off.I use to do it more than 5 hours sometimes.
good luck wankers!!!!
good luck wankers!!!!
With my hand and my mind. That's it!
I usually lube myself up with food substances or various miscelanous substances before I masturbate.
Examples of Usual substances: Lotion, oil, chocolate syrup, whipped cream...
Examples of Unusual substances: Xanthum gum, alcohol, icy hot, hot sauce...
What is the wierdest substance you have used when you masturbated?
Here is an example from the "Fleshlight" thread (http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=7326&highlight=fleshlight)
Examples of Usual substances: Lotion, oil, chocolate syrup, whipped cream...
Examples of Unusual substances: Xanthum gum, alcohol, icy hot, hot sauce...
What is the wierdest substance you have used when you masturbated?
Here is an example from the "Fleshlight" thread (http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=7326&highlight=fleshlight)
...In a state of horror, shock, panic and an approaching burning feeling, I look around helplessly in unbelieving terror. There, on the night-stand, was the gel I had poured into the Fleshlight and greased my member with...
to my horror, the label read "Liquid Plumber Gel -- Extra Strength".
D!ckless
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GregCentauro
Banned
How does a deaf-mute masturbate?
With his left hand. He needs the right hand to mimic the moans.
:lame:
With his left hand. He needs the right hand to mimic the moans.
:lame:
All The Time!!!... Oh... I thought the question was "How Often Do You Masturbate?" LOL I personally like using my Pink Bullet combined with My Beaded Glass Dildo
1. Pull out my dick.
2. allow it to get hard while looking at posts from my friends on freeones.
3. punch my nutsack
4. get out the belt sander
you all know how this ends. We all do it. I'm no different.
2. allow it to get hard while looking at posts from my friends on freeones.
3. punch my nutsack
4. get out the belt sander
you all know how this ends. We all do it. I'm no different.
Just get a fleshlight from love-tunnel, they sell the best sex toys for the cheapest price. I fuck the shit out of the Tera Patrick fleshlight and busting inside of it feels like heaven!
are the fleshlights worth it? they are like 80 dollars
I masturbate with my beloved fleshlight !
Yes... I've been on the edge now for four and a half hours maybe, hard as a rock, letting myself get near the edge then just slipping back a little. Fingers moistened with cream lightly stroking along the shaft and around the head; lightly squeezing cock between thighs, just riding it, coasting it like surfing a wave. When I explode it's more intense sometimes than with a partner.
hey everyone! i have a few favorite ways to masturbate like:
-using dildos
-humping pillows
-using a shower massager
-using g-spot vibrators
-using glass butt plugs
what are your favorite techniques?
I like to lube my palm up and tease my cock for like an hour whilst watching porn. Then let it pass, build back up etc.
Result is huge orgasms.
I don't go a lot for appliances or lotions.:ak47:
I suppose the main way in which I deviate from normal wanking is I often like to wank while hanging upside down.:banger:
It is quite a different sensation, plus, of course, you can give yourself a facial if you so wish.:eyeso:
I suppose the main way in which I deviate from normal wanking is I often like to wank while hanging upside down.:banger:
It is quite a different sensation, plus, of course, you can give yourself a facial if you so wish.:eyeso:
rudygutten
Banned
thinking about Jeanette Littledove
