How do you like the Beaver?

How do you like the Beaver?

  • Hair? What hair? There's no hair here!

    Votes: 24 35.8%
  • Trimmed like fice o'clock shadow but, on a pussy...hmm

    Votes: 24 35.8%
  • Jungle Adventure!

    Votes: 8 11.9%
  • I'll take what I can get, I'm in a slump.

    Votes: 11 16.4%

  • Total voters
    67

jewelcity

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
What do you prefer?
 

Spleen

******?
Wet, hairy, and in it's natural habitat.

Take that anyway you like.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
medium rare
 
I like my beaver duct-taped to the back of a angry harpsichord.

is this a British euphemism I don't know?

How does one make an harpsichord angry? By performing Ludus Tonalis on it instead of the Well Tempered Clavier?

(damn, I'm a dork.)

and, by the way, I like my beaver neat, with some pepper and a little cheese.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
If it's not shaved, it's not getting any action from me. I don't play out of the rough.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
I prefer possum. But beaver will do.
 
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