Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
For me it's when I can't stand the smell of my own boogers.
How Do You Know When It's Time For You To Take A Shower?
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Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
You realize a shower every 24 hours is taking a shower every single day? What are you, going on American Idol or something?
If you have to ask - it's time
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
When I have to make number two. So I don't have to pay for toilet paper and save on water, too. :thumbsup:
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I try to pinch a turd off clean enough that I need zero wipes and no shower that day.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Yeah who doesn't? But life isn't always pretty like a rainbow. Depends on what you had to eat....
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I'm eating some Cheerios right now. After awhile there will be a torrrent of wet Cocoa Puffs rocketing out of my anus and I might have to dab the area first then wipe a couple good times.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I stink but see it's past 3:30 so I'll wait 'til tomorrow unless I procrastinate beyond 3:30 again.
"It's good to be The King."
"It's good to be The King."
The alarm clock goes off.
On the weekends usually twice - waking up and before going to bed or other things.
On the weekends usually twice - waking up and before going to bed or other things.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
The high is always better when you stink.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
When my balls have a visible layer of dust.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I never figure out how you people climb in that thing right next to the toilet. Thing barely has enough spritz to make your starfish sparkly.
