Buy a new mattress?:dunno:
How do you clean a mattress? Stain, odor, smell...
- Thread starter ~~whimsy~~
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Tie the mattress to the roof of your car and go through a Car Wash 52 times
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg
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I would tell you to throw it out and buy a new one. But you can't, can you?
It's not because you're poorer than the dogs who live on the street - which coincidentally you are. But it's because those aren't vomit stains now are they Whim's? You may say they are to a board full of perverts who don't know you. But you're forgetting one thing, I know your type you bastard and I'm letting everyone know right now that our beloved whimsy is off the wagon. Those aren't vomit stains at all are they you disgusting excuse for a man, no they've dried dark brown with a hint of red haven't theses "elusive" stains of yours?
You disgust me!
Who was it this time? Another "pro", some guy you met at a club? Don't tell me it was that little girl!? It was wasn't it? What did you do you sick piece of shit!? What kind of sick ritual did you carry out this time you cock sucking motherfucker!
If you people can't see it you're blind! But what more are we to expect! You've been suckered and you can't even see what kind of person's doing the suckering.
MURDERER!!!!
Whimsy doesn't want to get vomit stains out of his mattress, oh no. I'm sure that smell of bile allows him to imagine this depraved act over and over until the fantasy loses its power and he has to strike again. No, he doesn't want to get rid of anything, he wants to gloat and rub his actions in our faces, because that's what these people are, nothing more than publicity whores and I'm sure ol' whims is loving every minute of it. I'm sure he's repeatedly getting off to each and everyone of your posts in this thread.
Does this not make you sick? You're being used as a masturbation excessory by one of the most twisted minds of the 21st century. Who'd strip the flesh from your bones and ejaculate in your eye socket just for the fun of it.
I for one, hope whimsy gets the help he deserves one of these days.
A bullet in the brain.
But until then I will not be privy to such actions, because I've felt the warm embrace of the whimsy jizz and it isn't something I want to experience again.
You people sicken me!
It's not because you're poorer than the dogs who live on the street - which coincidentally you are. But it's because those aren't vomit stains now are they Whim's? You may say they are to a board full of perverts who don't know you. But you're forgetting one thing, I know your type you bastard and I'm letting everyone know right now that our beloved whimsy is off the wagon. Those aren't vomit stains at all are they you disgusting excuse for a man, no they've dried dark brown with a hint of red haven't theses "elusive" stains of yours?
You disgust me!
Who was it this time? Another "pro", some guy you met at a club? Don't tell me it was that little girl!? It was wasn't it? What did you do you sick piece of shit!? What kind of sick ritual did you carry out this time you cock sucking motherfucker!
If you people can't see it you're blind! But what more are we to expect! You've been suckered and you can't even see what kind of person's doing the suckering.
MURDERER!!!!
Whimsy doesn't want to get vomit stains out of his mattress, oh no. I'm sure that smell of bile allows him to imagine this depraved act over and over until the fantasy loses its power and he has to strike again. No, he doesn't want to get rid of anything, he wants to gloat and rub his actions in our faces, because that's what these people are, nothing more than publicity whores and I'm sure ol' whims is loving every minute of it. I'm sure he's repeatedly getting off to each and everyone of your posts in this thread.
Does this not make you sick? You're being used as a masturbation excessory by one of the most twisted minds of the 21st century. Who'd strip the flesh from your bones and ejaculate in your eye socket just for the fun of it.
I for one, hope whimsy gets the help he deserves one of these days.
A bullet in the brain.
But until then I will not be privy to such actions, because I've felt the warm embrace of the whimsy jizz and it isn't something I want to experience again.
You people sicken me!
I would tell you to throw it out and buy a new one. But you can't, can you?
It's not because you're poorer than the dogs who live on the street - which coincidentally you are. But it's because those aren't vomit stains now are they Whim's? You may say they are to a board full of perverts who don't know you. But you're forgetting one thing, I know your type you bastard and I'm letting everyone know right now that our beloved whimsy is off the wagon. Those aren't vomit stains at all are they you disgusting excuse for a man, no they've dried dark brown with a hint of red haven't theses "elusive" stains of yours?
You disgust me!
Who was it this time? Another "pro", some guy you met at a club? Don't tell me it was that little girl!? It was wasn't it? What did you do you sick piece of shit!? What kind of sick ritual did you carry out this time you cock sucking motherfucker!
If you people can't see it you're blind! But what more are we to expect! You've been suckered and you can't even see what kind of person's doing the suckering.
MURDERER!!!!
Whimsy doesn't want to get vomit stains out of his mattress, oh no. I'm sure that smell of bile allows him to imagine this depraved act over and over until the fantasy loses its power and he has to strike again. No, he doesn't want to get rid of anything, he wants to gloat and rub his actions in our faces, because that's what these people are, nothing more than publicity whores and I'm sure ol' whims is loving every minute of it. I'm sure he's repeatedly getting off to each and everyone of your posts in this thread.
Does this not make you sick? You're being used as a masturbation excessory by one of the most twisted minds of the 21st century. Who'd strip the flesh from your bones and ejaculate in your eye socket just for the fun of it.
I for one, hope whimsy gets the help he deserves one of these days.
A bullet in the brain.
But until then I will not be privy to such actions, because I've felt the warm embrace of the whimsy jizz and it isn't something I want to experience again.
You people sicken me!
How do you come up with something like that in such a short amount of time?. You should be in show business.
And who says I'm not?
You ever see the guy who shoots golf balls out of his asshole in Vegas? Yeah?
Well, I'm the guy who greases up those golf balls pre show. :yesyes:
So I got that going for me, which is nice.....
You can't really clean a matteress. Throw it out and buy another.
It's good to go all. I'll see about some Oxy-Clean or baking soda to keep it fresh. Worst there will be is a stain. Yet it is a little stain, so it's ok.
Odo-ban, baking soda, and give it some time.
Of course, in BlueBalls world I am a hitman or serial dating killer. He's just jealous because I threw the vomit out and didn't let him put it in his Shepard's pie he was making last night. Yeah, BlueBalls was over last night, we had wild passionate man sex together. Before that we were at a club where I espied a beautiful lady and he got all bent out of shape. We took our anger fueled night back to my place. Where we had the, as I said, hot passionate sex. Of course, after fisting his ass for the third time, I, well, I got a little sick to my stomach from a moment of clarity. Kind of like I was switching my drunkenness from the whiskey to the vodka. I threw up. He quickly tried to collect it to mix with the gravy he was fixing up in the kitchen. I got to it before he could really and I tossed it out. A mistake, I guess.
Now I am afraid he will be holding this grudge against me for a day or so. He will get over it. He will long for the Whimsy rod soon enough.
Also, he is a tad bit upset about the Lizard Overlords finding out about him and how he is publicly talking about them. He is upset that they contacted me to tell him to be quiet instead of them contacting him himself.
BlueBalls is a sad, jealous, angry person. Yet, I just can't come to quit him... not yet. Not wile I live my days drunk and looking for some physical attention.
Odo-ban, baking soda, and give it some time.
Of course, in BlueBalls world I am a hitman or serial dating killer. He's just jealous because I threw the vomit out and didn't let him put it in his Shepard's pie he was making last night. Yeah, BlueBalls was over last night, we had wild passionate man sex together. Before that we were at a club where I espied a beautiful lady and he got all bent out of shape. We took our anger fueled night back to my place. Where we had the, as I said, hot passionate sex. Of course, after fisting his ass for the third time, I, well, I got a little sick to my stomach from a moment of clarity. Kind of like I was switching my drunkenness from the whiskey to the vodka. I threw up. He quickly tried to collect it to mix with the gravy he was fixing up in the kitchen. I got to it before he could really and I tossed it out. A mistake, I guess.
Now I am afraid he will be holding this grudge against me for a day or so. He will get over it. He will long for the Whimsy rod soon enough.
Also, he is a tad bit upset about the Lizard Overlords finding out about him and how he is publicly talking about them. He is upset that they contacted me to tell him to be quiet instead of them contacting him himself.
BlueBalls is a sad, jealous, angry person. Yet, I just can't come to quit him... not yet. Not wile I live my days drunk and looking for some physical attention.
Ladies and gentlemen, can you now see the depths in which this person will sink in order to slap his cock around your faces?
Our boy is obviously on the back foot - it's possible that he thought this entire thread would pass those of us who know him personally by. This is obviously not the case, I have performed my sworn duty and exposed the snake in the grass so that the masses can readily and brutally stomp on it. So people please, get to work.
Having been rumbled our beloved whimsy has turned to petty slanders like the common internet troll in order to deflect the majority of the mass attention away from his depravity (I already know I got through to a few of you, keep that fire alive brothers the end is nigh). I implore you all to stay focused on the goals at hand, those being to catch a sick twisted monster and to bring them to justice. No matter how hard you might find it to be, do not be swayed by the sweet words of this monster for it will be you who is next on the chopping block, trust me - this is how such a sick mind works. Although I am here right now, I have been fighting this beast for far longer than most so fear not I can take these words with only mild discomfort and only few tears shed. But you, poor sweet reader you . . . you'd be eaten alive. So cast off from this man's oppression and take heed in my words for they are the truth. As the old saying goes the truth shall set you free. They will brothers and sisters, they will!
This man is a murderer, a Mason, an Illuminatus! and supreme allied commander of Reptilian elite. He is the biggest snake oil salesman on the face of this Earth. In all his depravity his moral compass is no more, he'd be just as willing to mate with you as much as he would feed you to the Reptilian younglings in the deep underground breeding areas of Alabama.
Trust nothing he says. If you do, it'll be at your own peril.
This thread is nothing more than a giant slap in the collective face. I see it! So should you all! He's playing mind games with you, you must see it? There is no mattress! There is no vomit! This is just another piece of Reptilian propaganda to keep you all ignorant of the truth!
You're being enslaved people! OPEN YOUR EYES! Whimsy is at the heart of it all. Don't become just another part of the Sheeple heard, you're all better than that!
Fight back god dammit! Fight back!!!
Get Kim and Aggie to do it.
Right, here is how to clean up puke on a mattress. Getting rid of the scent and odor.
However, I must impart one word of warning. This method will not clean up the puke on a mattress nor will it get rid of the scent and odor.
- Scoop up any remains of the puke.
- Rub the stale puke onto your cock & balls.
- Masturbate your puke covered cock until you cum.
- Whisk the cum & puke together with your cock.
- Eat the cum & puke mix.
- Shit it all out onto the mattress.
- Eat this shitty cum/puke residue.
However, I must impart one word of warning. This method will not clean up the puke on a mattress nor will it get rid of the scent and odor.
Rebuke it, get your preach on, and cast out that demon. exercise that right outta your mattress.
You can do "Southern Preacher," right?
You can do "Southern Preacher," right?