How do you clean a mattress? Stain, odor, smell...

~~whimsy~~

~~whimsy~~

How do you clean up puke on a mattress. Getting rid of the scent and odor.

There. It is that simple!!! :hatsoff:
 
PlasmaTwa2

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Yell at it.
 
alexpnz

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
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Ace Bandage

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Step 1: Beat the child. Remember kids, child abuse is only funny when you're not the one getting hit.
Step 2: Buy a new mattress.
:hatsoff:

I wish I had more to offer you. When I lived with my ex-fiancee (bitch, slut, whore), she vomited in our bed after a night of partying. We seriously bought a new one the next day. Wasteful? Perhaps, but I hate that smell...
 
~~whimsy~~

~~whimsy~~

Only thing I can think of is baking soda.
What do others do to clean up puke/vomit/regurgitation on a mattress?
 
alexpnz

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
1) Get a bottle of Resolve Capet cleaner!
2) Scrub it in with a brush.
3) Vacuum or dry up with a towel
4) let dry and soak with Febreze
or....
5) Just wash the somebitch!!!:hatsoff:
 
~~whimsy~~

~~whimsy~~

I should of thought this over....

Why did I not just go to Yahoo Answers. :(
 
Ace Bandage

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
~~whimsy~~ said:
I should of thought this over....

Why did I not just go to Yahoo Answers. :(
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You came here for serious answers? Oh revered Whimsical One, I thought you would have known better...
 
ThatRedWing

ThatRedWing

Let the dog take care of it. He'll do a better job than you anyhow.
 
Elwood70

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
Here's a serious answer:

Berkebiles' 2+2 Gum Cutter and a cigarette lighter.

Remove mattress to safe area outside

Ignite lighter,making sure to hold away from face,and towards stain-but not downwards.

Spray Gum Cutter toward flame.

When mattress ignites,get the fuck out.

Buy new mattress
 
Will E Worm

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
:throwup:

First you have to lay in it, then roll around in it. :tongue:

How to Clean Up Vomit On A Mattress

  • Cover your face and hands with a mask and a pair of rubber gloves. Use a dust pan to scoop the vomit off the mattress and dump it into a plastic bag. (If there are sheets still on the mattress, treat the spot with detergent, allow it to sit for a few minutes, and then throw them into the wash after getting rid of the excess vomit.)
  • Soak the vomit stain with an enzyme cleaner, which can be found at stores or online (see "Resources" below for a suggestion). Allow the enzymes to dissolve into the stain and loosen it.
  • Use an absorbent cloth to roll over the stain and absorb the stain and cleaner. The Absorber is a popular cloth that is used in automotive applications to soak up moisture. Because the stain may have gotten deep into the mattress, you need something that is going to pull that moisture up and out.
  • Spray more enzyme cleaner onto the spot, and repeat the process one or two more times to ensure that you've soaked up the majority of the stain.
  • Shake some baking soda over the wet stain, cover it with another piece of the Absorber cloth and put a heavy book or other item on top of the stain. The baking soda helps absorb the moisture and deodorize. Let it sit for a few hours, then vacuum up the baking soda using an attachment or handheld vacuum.
  • Spray the area with a fabric deodorizer to freshen things up and remove the smell.
 
Philbert

Philbert

Banned
Will E Worm said:
:throwup:

First you have to lay in it, then roll around in it. :tongue:

How to Clean Up Vomit On A Mattress

  • Cover your face and hands with a mask and a pair of rubber gloves. Use a dust pan to scoop the vomit off the mattress and dump it into a plastic bag. (If there are sheets still on the mattress, treat the spot with detergent, allow it to sit for a few minutes, and then throw them into the wash after getting rid of the excess vomit.)
  • Soak the vomit stain with an enzyme cleaner, which can be found at stores or online (see "Resources" below for a suggestion). Allow the enzymes to dissolve into the stain and loosen it.
  • Use an absorbent cloth to roll over the stain and absorb the stain and cleaner. The Absorber is a popular cloth that is used in automotive applications to soak up moisture. Because the stain may have gotten deep into the mattress, you need something that is going to pull that moisture up and out.
  • Spray more enzyme cleaner onto the spot, and repeat the process one or two more times to ensure that you've soaked up the majority of the stain.
  • Shake some baking soda over the wet stain, cover it with another piece of the Absorber cloth and put a heavy book or other item on top of the stain. The baking soda helps absorb the moisture and deodorize. Let it sit for a few hours, then vacuum up the baking soda using an attachment or handheld vacuum.
  • Spray the area with a fabric deodorizer to freshen things up and remove the smell.
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Then, throw the nasty thing in a nearby dumpster and get a new one...!
:thumbsup:
 
~~whimsy~~

~~whimsy~~

I flipped it after using some Odo-ban. Tomorrow I might use some baking soda/water to make sure all is well.

The stench was not as bad as I thought it would be. No less, in the end, I still regret this thread considering the lot of you fucked about in it.

Considering all is said and done: thank you. Next time, fuck you guys! I am not asking for any help from you of this nature. :hatsoff:

:lovecoupl
 
L

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Fire and lot's of it, but that is usually my answer to everything.
 
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