How do u get a girl to give u head

[hedonis]

Paint a spiraling red stripe around your rod, and then tell her it's a candy cane.

H

 

[DerSchadel]

Paint a spiraling red stripe around your rod, and then tell her it's a candy cane.

H

That IS keeping with the spirit of the holiday. You can even give her a warm mouthful of your very own egg nog.

 

[flim_flam]

Usually, roofies do the trick well, as long as she doesn't grind her teeth while she's out. Failing that, a handgun is always a sure method of getting what you want.

 

[Facial_King]

Usually, roofies do the trick well, as long as she doesn't grind her teeth while she's out. Failing that, a handgun is always a sure method of getting what you want.

Ok, I think we've officially hit bottom here - even if that is a "joke".

 

[Evil]

Ask or it's offered

 

[drdeath67]

You could always run in the room with you pants around your ankles holding your cock screaming, "OMFG A SNAKE BIT ME ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK!!!! YOU HAVE TO SUCK OUT THE POISON!!"

 

[flim_flam]

BTW, my post was a joke. A sick, twisted, tasteless joke... but a joke nonetheless. Sorry if it offended anyone.

 

[DrDetroit]

Is that all you want to know? Why not ask the meaning of life? Or, Why is there air? Dont just stop with a question on achieving fellatio!!! Ask something smart.:thefinger

 

[Legzman]

I used to just ask, but my old lady actually likes to suck dick so I don't have to worry about it anymore!

 

[Imagine]

People keep telling me to just ask, but when I try they slap me, call me a pervert and/or call the police. I just don't get it, what am I doing wrong?

 

[Christmas_Ape]

The second thing, you need to have a set of balls.

And the third and final thing is, if her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal, if her daddy's poor, just do what you feel.

 

[BlueBalls]

Stick in in her mouth while she sleeps, then wake her up and say, 'well its in there now, you might as well......?'

 

[senob44]

It is helpful, though not required, that you be able to achieve an erection.

What the hell am I talking about!? At your age you probably get wood looking at the sears catalog!

 

[DerSchadel]

I still get the impression the OP is only 12 and mom is using the internet as a babysetter.

 

[DerSchadel]

Is that all you want to know? Why not ask the meaning of life? Or, Why is there air? Dont just stop with a question on achieving fellatio!!! Ask something smart.:thefinger

Why is there air? Meaning of life? He is alive and breathing, but not getting his dick sucked.

He is going for the trifecta!

 

[Becks...poamr]

Just whip it out and let the girl decide what she wants to do.

 

[D-rock]

What the hell am I talking about!? At your age you probably get wood looking at the sears catalog!

I think you mean the Wal-Mart flyer. :throwup: They don't send out the Sears catalogs anymore. :1orglaugh

 

[hedonis]

I think you mean the Wal-Mart flyer. :throwup: They don't send out the Sears catalogs anymore. :1orglaugh

Wait, what about JC Penney? They still make Catalogs, don't they? :eek:

H

 

[DerSchadel]

Wait, what about JC Penney? They still make Catalogs, don't they? :eek:

H

I usually just go to the store to get them because there is a really good adult bookstore on the way.

It's odd how I go to get new catalogs everytime they publish a new one but haven't seen one in a decade.