how do u clean up ue cum?
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The easiest way of cleaning up, is just as you feel yourself cumming, pinch your foreskin shut! Or for our american cousins who dont have the luxuy of a pullover, (since it looks like a mutated lizard born without eyes) pinch the mini mouth together and whatever seeps out the side, use the end of your sleeve.
Ideally the back log should crust up and you'll have your own little penis damn running the length of you shaft.
Ideally the back log should crust up and you'll have your own little penis damn running the length of you shaft.
This thread keeps getting worse and worse
I use my cat, I stick a pole up its ass and push it around like any ordinary mop.
The only difference being its more fun this way.
haha ya I thought pets for ment for this.
Just cum on the floor and leave the door open, the dog will get to it
I always cum on a velvet cushion placed upon a sterling silver platter..
The platter is held before me, by my *servant, who then takes my fresh sperm puddle into the garden, where it is buried in a well-attended garden, just beneath the shadow of a 400 year-old oak tree.
I then attend a short memorial service, say some prayers, in memory of those sperm who sacrificed their lives purely for my pleasure.
BTW: *My servant has Sundays off, so I have to make do with a soiled tissue, which I flush down the loo.. after which I say 'Thank Gawd for that!..'
The platter is held before me, by my *servant, who then takes my fresh sperm puddle into the garden, where it is buried in a well-attended garden, just beneath the shadow of a 400 year-old oak tree.
I then attend a short memorial service, say some prayers, in memory of those sperm who sacrificed their lives purely for my pleasure.
BTW: *My servant has Sundays off, so I have to make do with a soiled tissue, which I flush down the loo.. after which I say 'Thank Gawd for that!..'
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
I've found bread soaks it up well. When you're done, just put it back in your roomie's bag of Wonder. He'll never know, just don't borrow any of his slices...
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Oooooh the irony...
Mine shoots so far that I've taken to making it into a game- shooting it across the room at a trash can, an old cup, and the top hole of an old straw. I shoot from about twenty paces, and see if I can get it in any of those targets. The wife gives me prize tickets for scoring a certain number of points.
I'm trying to get enough tickets to get that really boss set of sunglasses....
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I'm trying to get enough tickets to get that really boss set of sunglasses....
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I stand in front of my window and try to hit people passing by on the street. :rubbel:
And they are the godamn lucky ones!
i remove the condom then use a towel to wipe the residue off me. i let the young lady take care of herself in the restroom.
looks like this thread was dead.... you all probably thought woo hoo..
if its not in her mouth..my girlfreind said just do it on the floor..... ok love...
if its not in her mouth..my girlfreind said just do it on the floor..... ok love...
