how do u clean up ue cum?

just wonderin how everyone else does it...and when u do jerk off,do u use a condom,do u shoot onto the floor,do u lie back and shoot onto ur chest,and whichever method it is,what do u use to clean it up,towel,tissue,wet wipes,just wonderin :)
 
I could talk about dicks and wanking all day, however when the conversation turns to "how do you clean up the cum" I start to feel slightly gay. This is a topic no man should discuss.

/End of thread.
 
I could talk about dicks and wanking all day, however when the conversation turns to "how do you clean up the cum" I start to feel slightly gay. This is a topic no man should discuss.

/End of thread.

Completely agree......not a good question.....at all.
 
I just blow my load in my own mouth. I'm what you call a slut and an attention whore. Lol, just use a towel or a girls face.
 
Swifter :1orglaugh
 
I use an Ice Cream Sundae, but then again my cum does taste of butterscotch. ;)
 
I don't. I just let it stay wherever it is. Makes a good conversation starter when people come over!
 
I use my cat, I stick a pole up its ass and push it around like any ordinary mop.

The only difference being its more fun this way. ;)

Poor cat but I guess he must enjoy it.He keeps coming back Don't you guys use normal things like towels or paper towels:dunno: A cat :rofl:really a cat with a stick in his ass:1orglaugh
 
Right into a sock, they stand straight up now, combine that with the ability to throw my voice I tell people Im invisible.
 
Wait...

We're supposed to clean it up?

I usually just leave me where it lands. ****, if you put a black light in my bedroom, my carpet would probably look a map of the stars.
 
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