How can you last longer when..

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maplesky

a girl gives you a lapdance..

I had a birthday party yesterday, apparently my friends hired a hot stripper by surprise for me.She was dancing for a few minutes before bouncing crazy on me. It opps I didnt last for few min. its embarrassing when you're pop in your pants front of friends. I had to run out to the bathroom as fast as i can as that happen.

do you guys any experience in this?
 
close your eyes and imagine it's your granny
 
maplesky said:
a girl gives you a lapdance..

I had a birthday party yesterday, apparently my friends hired a hot stripper by surprise for me.She was dancing for a few minutes before bouncing crazy on me. It opps I didnt last for few min. its embarrassing when you're pop in your pants front of friends. I had to run out to the bathroom as fast as i can as that happen.

do you guys any experience in this?
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Nope. I have the opposite problem. As Eddie Izzard called it..

'no, not premature ejaculations. Wise, learned ejaculations!'

I take too long for my AND her liking. Well, truth be told the chicks never complain the first year. After that.. ya know how monotonous it can get for her. (SORRY I HAVE A LIBIDO! Use it before we're old!)

Roald said:
close your eyes and imagine it's your granny
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But my granny is dust in an urn. That'd be like nutting on cigarette ashes. Only.. not. Okay, too much thought is going into this thread. ::walks away::
Roald you nut! lol
 
my mate was in the cinema on a date n he said he had been horny all day and when this girl startd 2 touch him he just blew right away.

You were probably just too excited.
 
You should have learned this in high school. Think about work, bills, painting your house, anything that has the opposite effect. It's really the only option.
 
A lapdance isn't enough to make me cum, so I haven't had the same experinece.

Just try to focus on other things and not on the lapdance, but you'll not enjoy the lapdance if you did that, so basically.... you're fucked.
 
6 hours and 45 minutes or until I run out of money or until im taken outside and beaten by the bouncer because I keep sticking my fiingers in the dancers.
 
Wait, wait, wait! You mean you jizzed without her even sticking your dick in her mouth?!? Are you fucking serious? The only way I jizz during lap dances is if she sucks my dick or gives me a hand job, either of which take a long while to achieve.
 
ChefChiTown said:
Drive a nail through the tip of your penis. That should take care of any problems you might encounter.
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...while creating an absolutely huge problem, itself. Not just the ****** penis but.. how can I even concentrate on anything at all like eating or ******** while there is still a sizable piece of METAL THRU MY CAWK?!?
 
Torre82min said:
...while creating an absolutely huge problem, itself. Not just the ****** penis but.. how can I even concentrate on anything at all like eating or ******** while there is still a sizable piece of METAL THRU MY CAWK?!?
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SHH!!! Now he won't do it...jerk.
 
I'm not sure what I just read up there, but I think the poster before me sends me email all the time.
 
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