How Bad Is Your Short-Term Memory?

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
So I was going to visit a prostitute this afternoon and needed to take the edge off before heading out. I rubbed one out sitting on the toilet. After finishing I washed my hands and brushed my teeth in that order. I then hop in the shower and get the shower head where I like it. Perfect. Time to beat off so I don't cum too quick. Shot my load then the Deja Vu kicked in.
 
I'm confused. What did you forget?

You were going to meet a prostitute?
Forgot the time?
You beat off before and after your shower?
Forgot to meet the prostitute again?
 
Some people can't remember what they had for dinner last night.
I can't remember if I had dinner last night.
 
good. until you ask me what i had for breakfast 2 days ago.
 
Yeah, it's actually pretty good. Some days it's better than others. It was OK yesterday, but honestly I think it was better today.

The trick, I've found, is the seasoning. Yesterday I only used salt and cayenne, thinking I didn't really need any normal pepper. It didn't have quite the right bite. Today I used salt and pepper, and paprika too. It had good bite and smokey too, even though it wasn't as hot as yesterday's, but I think it was nicer.

EDIT - forgot what thread I was replying to halfway through.
 
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