How bad do you want to go to the superbowl?

Apparently some guy on a certain list site is willing to give away his left testicle to go.

High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that)

1 available! [~~Whimsy~~ Note: Yeah. Pretty clear when you said left testicle unless you have to left testicles, you freak!]

History of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military. (1 army, 1 marine) (results may vary!) [~~Whimsy~~ Note: Holy **** I hope this doesn't end up in a Neo **** sac! :eek:]

All sales are final!! [~~Whimsy~~ Note: The hell it is! Once it is in my sac it is apart of me! No take back you *** of a bitch!]

Will complete transaction after the game! (and I'll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!) [~~Whimsy~~ Note: The hell you will! I'm not going to be ripped off if your favorite team doesn't win and you come up with some excuse of not giving it up! I will take half upon start of the game and the other half after the game!]

Pictures/documentation available upon request. [~~Whimsy~~ Note: Save the pictures of the plastic surgeon when they give you your prosthetic]

No perverts!!!!! [~~Whimsy~~ Note: Perverts!? You will address us as Mr Blueballs, Mr Lurkingdirk, and Mr ~~Whimsy~~, you high ***** riding bastard!]

Email for additional information!

What would you do to go to the Superbowl? Or favorite sport major event?

Frankly I would do nothing. I don't care. I can easily watch the usually funny commercials in comfort of my own home.

Naked. Without judgment being cast on me.
 

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