High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that)
1 available! [~~Whimsy~~ Note: Yeah. Pretty clear when you said left testicle unless you have to left testicles, you freak!]
History of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military. (1 army, 1 marine) (results may vary!) [~~Whimsy~~ Note: Holy **** I hope this doesn't end up in a Neo **** sac! :eek:]
All sales are final!! [~~Whimsy~~ Note: The hell it is! Once it is in my sac it is apart of me! No take back you *** of a bitch!]
Will complete transaction after the game! (and I'll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!) [~~Whimsy~~ Note: The hell you will! I'm not going to be ripped off if your favorite team doesn't win and you come up with some excuse of not giving it up! I will take half upon start of the game and the other half after the game!]
Pictures/documentation available upon request. [~~Whimsy~~ Note: Save the pictures of the plastic surgeon when they give you your prosthetic]
No perverts!!!!! [~~Whimsy~~ Note: Perverts!? You will address us as Mr Blueballs, Mr Lurkingdirk, and Mr ~~Whimsy~~, you high ***** riding bastard!]
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