Well my mom is Korean, and May 8th is considered parents day over there. But my dad is Swiss and still wants me to adhere to mom's traditions. Essentially it is a kill two birds with one stone thing I have going for them. I just fire up the grill and make dinner for them, while both of them berate me about not being married and producing grandchildren for them. Then they get buzzed on gin and tonics and start yelling at each other in various languages mainly my dad, he knows 5 of them, whereas my mom knows 2, then they go back to yelling at me for not settling down, especially my mom. Then I say to my mom: "Well mom if you had any bangable friends I wouldn't be single now would I." Then my dad gets all in my face and says I shouldn't talk to my mom that way. Then I say: "You better shut your piehole old man or I will hit you with a shovel and bury you alive out here in the back yard." And that my friends is how the first parents day originated.
How about that Mother's Day coming up in little over a week?
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pornophile
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Mother's day, pfft.....more like Smother's day! Knowa m'saying? I won't go on a spending binge like Whimsy, probably just buy her a card, and maybe a balloon. If I'm feeling generous.
As my mother is in a different hemisphere, I won't be seeing her.
I'm sending flowers and I've paid for a cleaning service to clean her flat for the next year so she doesn't have to.
Aren't I just a sweet little bitch?
I'm sending flowers and I've paid for a cleaning service to clean her flat for the next year so she doesn't have to.
Aren't I just a sweet little bitch?
my mom has a had a rough year i just wanna take her out for dinner
On an honest note I still don't know what I will do for Mother's day. Hard to say right now. I might just take her out to eat somewhere.
Nah, Whims. Just buy her lots and lots of batteries. Never mind why.
That's nothing, you should see the holidays when I get drunk and threaten to call I.N.S. on my parents even though they have dual citizenship.
Ace Bandage
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Mom lives on the East Coast so I won't be able to see her this Mother's Day. I'll send her flowers and a card and call her on the phone though. You'd never guess it, but I'm sort of a momma's boy...:o
I'll send her flowers and a card and call her on the phone though. You'd never guess it, but I'm sort of a momma's boy...:oMom lives on the East Coast so I won't be able to see her this Mother's Day.
Pffft. No. Kidding. Bitch.
Did your mom slam your head in a toilet once by accident?
Alyssa Rose
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This is the first mothers day without my mom we used to go to mothers day brunch at el torito every mothers day and if there was one out here id probably still go.. I miss her
we used to go to mothers day brunch at el torito every mothers day and if there was one out here id probably still go.. I miss her 
This is the first mothers day without my mom
I'd like to tell you that it gets easier but every year seems just as hard in a different way. Mothers Day is always just a few days away from my birthday if not on my birthday. This year my birthday is the day after. We always did something with just the two of us no matter what my sisters did for her. The pain gets less but I miss her more every day.
I love you, Munchkin.:angels:
jinxypie
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Sparky...she is your mother
Doesn't excuse them for treating us horribly because of our profession and / or personal lifestyle choices.
*bitter*
Well today is the day!
Happy Mothers Day to all your mothers out there.
Happy Mothers Day to all your mothers out there.
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