How 1 T.V show turned an generation of American boys into homosexuals.

[STDiva]

http://christwire.org/2009/10/the-g...generation-of-american-boys-into-homosexuals/

Long, but hilarious read.

Some excerpts.

Many studies have been done on why the gays love The Golden Girls, but science can’t fathom the moral challenges and social upheaval of those historic times. The 1980s was an epoch of President Reagan’s manly wisdom and the terrifying threat of Cold War annihilation. America had sobered up from the flashy lights of 1970s disco. We were skipping all night cocaine and sex parties to focus on our careers. Spiritual leaders like Jerry Falwell were telling us that Christianity was in the majority again. On the other side, there was a subculture of homosexuality creeping up on our youths. It gave them an excuse to wear tight jeans and to sneak off to public parks for quick releases with hairy men of different ethnicities.

Blanche Devereaux, played by Rue McClanahan on the show, is one of the sluttiest sluts around. She will do anything to get anyone into her bedroom for hours of offensive copulation irregardless of her aging orifices. Like many contemporary gays, she also demands expensive dinners and presents from her “dates” and takes special pride in catching the rich ones. Blanche’s promiscuity is a common model for the personal lives of today’s homosexuals. Most gay relationships last a week. It is no coincidence that this is the amount of time between Golden Girl episodes when they first aired on primetime. Blanche’s appearances on the show taught today’s 30-something homosexuals that you need a new strange man on your arm every seven days or else your viewers/friends will lose interest in your life’s plot. Sadly, with the Golden Girls in weeknight syndication, the youngest gays have confused this timetable to mean they need five new boyfriends a week. Their sexual adventures have become both shockingly fast and befuddling to their next-door neighbors and Twitter followers alike.

It's funny.

 

[BDwestcoast]

I thought you were gonna talk about "Queer as Folk"

 

[STDiva]

I thought you were gonna talk about "Queer as Folk"

You mean...Queer ass folks? Haha. I made that up. You can use it though.

 

[maildude]

I can't decide whether that website is serious or tongue-in-cheek. But it's hilarious!:1orglaugh

 

[Patrick_S]

That site is the funniest thing on the web, and yeah, it´s for real. These nutjobs actually believe in the completely ridiculous things they write. My current favourite is this piece of retarded insanity: http://christwire.org/2009/03/god-flexs-his-power-and-shows-his-anger-towards-homosexuals/

 

[Eastcoast1]

Well I love Golden Girls, what a fun show that was. This website is a pretty scary display of ridiculous thinking accepted, by someone I assume, as intelligence...:eek:

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

LOL its funny cuz they actually believe this shit.

 

[24788]

Holy shit, these are the best internet trolls ever.

 

[knowone]

I thought you were gonna talk about "Queer as Folk"

and I thought it was going to be the 60s daytime show "Queen For A Day"

 

[Patrick_S]

Someone on that site should write an article about the danger of letting children eating bananas.

 

[Supafly]

Oh gosh so thats why i like Celine Dion and Backstreet Boys ^^

 

[jod0565]

I was thinking it was Soap.

Fabulous!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I thought it was Teletubies