Houston needs more Plastic Surgery!
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dave_rhino
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oh my god its bigger than mine..
(id still let her suck me off though)
(id still let her suck me off though)
pitino said:if i remember well some years ago, Houston had a lobotomy surgery...
i still think she's a HOT Mature!
Umm, not a lobotomy...lol, that's removing the frontal lobe of the brain. She did have a labiaplasty, I think is what it's called. I could have the name wrong too though. I remember her talking about it on Howard Stern. I think she was going to sell the removed portion of her labia too!
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no way thats crazy selling the removed portion of her labia. :eek:
no way thats crazy selling the removed portion of her labia. :eek:
you must admit that when she was younger she looked stunning
Bored Rules State that you arent a loud to trash talk any stars and this goes along with the other threads that have gotten closed for pointing out stars flaws esp OSCM's.. The OP needs to grow up and stop picking at other people when I am sure they cant even look into a mirror without it shattering
This thread was started in 06, I'm guessing the OP is long since ****** his or herself. So who cares? Whats more annoying is the bumping of this thread after 3 years!!!
haha wow I didnt even notice that it was that fucking old.. I wondering why it didnt get closed b4..
melindascttre wtf??? :ban: lol
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Can't she just realize that her porn days are over and move on :dunno: Why
can't we just remember her,for how she used to look without having to see her
gibblets
can't we just remember her,for how she used to look without having to see her
gibblets
500 guys or birthing a *** or three. All pussies end up the same. Either cry about it or dump her for a high schooler. I'll take.. and prefer.. an experienced MILF any day, so long as I can actually nut in her. My last one came over and got pissed AT ME and all males right next to me in bed. "What is it with guys having a hard time cumming in me lately?!"
I just stared at her, pissed that she was complaining in my own friggin' bed and told her the truth.
"I dunno what lamp posts you've been sitting on lately, but you've got hotdog-hallway syndrome. It's bad. You might wanna see a doctor."
And.. to date.. she hasnt picked up the phone since, nor called me. LOL When she gets tired of all the bullshit she always comes back, so I'm not worried about it. In the meantime I'm pretty tired of wanking, but then again.. at least my fleshlights arent whiny and stretched-ruined.
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