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Re: Juniper

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuwqURPnOkZ/

hopelesssofrantic
I think this is a good opportunity to bring up the fact, even as a model, am called both too fat and too skinny.
I am both too short and too tall.
I am both too tan and too pale.
My hair is both too long and too short.
My hips are both too wide and too small.
I'm both too talkative and too shy.
I'm both too creative and not original enough.
I am both too successful and not successful enough.
I work both too hard and not hard enough.
And I hear it every day.
Good thing women are strong .... and too weak

Happy #internationalwomensday
 

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https://www.reddit.com/r/hopelesssofrantic/comments/ayfnuk/i_hope_this_finds_him_well/
https://www.reddit.com/r/hopelesssofrantic/comments/ayfnuk/i_hope_this_finds_him_well/ei0tu8c/

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_xTWERCULESx_
58 points ·
13 hours ago
Finally gif of facial? 😻😻😻

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hopelesssofrantic
51 points ·
11 hours ago
You know, every time I'm in a position to make it, I'm like nope. Getting cum out of hair sucks too much 😂

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CleanBaldy
8 points ·
6 hours ago
If it gets in your hair, apply a tiny bit of oil to the area (coconut or olive) and then rinse with cool water, shampoo with an SLS free shampoo and condition after. Do NOT use hot water as it'll set the protiens.
Sadly, the easy way to get it out of hair is to shower because wiping it away will just spread it around more. Definitely a pain in the butt...

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hopelesssofrantic
10 points ·
2 hours ago
Username checks out.
Thanks for the advice :) maybe we'll do a happy compromise and do cummy titties?

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devopsdevine
2 points ·
2 hours ago
Cum on ass and small of back is also super sexy...

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hopelesssofrantic
3 points ·
2 hours ago
Ass is so close to pussy, that scares me a bit 🙅🏼*♀️🚫👶🚼🍼👎🚫🚫
 

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https://www.instagram.com/p/But3oyJgAgF/
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I think you should do a poll of where guys wanna see cum on you most. I've blown a big fat load to the one on your back so I CAN JUST imagine how much I would to seeing it on your face, titties or ass
speaking of cum, maybe weird question but would you be into a "cum tribute" reddit where guys take pics or vids of themselves blowing their loads to your pics? hot/turn on or creepy? I know typical cum tributes have the guys blow their nut on a printed picture of the woman
 

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https://www.reddit.com/r/HappyEmbarrassedGirls/comments/ay28yr/titties_and_laughs/
https://www.reddit.com/r/BonerMaterial/comments/axl43q/drop/
https://www.reddit.com/r/hopelesssofrantic/comments/al810h/you_enjoying_your_night/ei0tgkh/
https://www.reddit.com/r/hopelesssofrantic/comments/az7zt8/underboob_or_steamed_buns/
https://www.reddit.com/r/hopelesssofrantic/comments/azavsq/that_shower_vid_you_asked_for/
hopelesssofrantic
3 points ·
12 hours ago

I don't mind the stigma attached to the word porn, but I wouldn't "own it" because it just causes a lot of confusion within the industry! Like, if I said I was a porn model, a different clientele of photographers would be reaching out to me vs erotic. I could pose "sexy" and nude without being pornographic, like... this!

That's definitely a different than what porn photographers are looking for lol I tell every photographer I work with that I don't do penetration, fingering, masturbation, use toys, or have sex of any kind in images-- similar to suicide girls guidelines, which is more sexy pin-up :) hope that helps!

po box!!
HSF
65 pine Ave
Suite 349
Long Beach CA 90802

Or if you picked something off my Amazon wish list, it'll go directly to my box! Thank you for asking! I love getting mail, whether it's a copy of your grandma's favorite ravioli recipe, or newspaper clippings of pictures of feet.
 

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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c844b3a7653c

https://www.reddit.com/r/hopelesssofrantic/comments/azavsq/that_shower_vid_you_asked_for/ei6iayt/
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hopelesssofrantic
5 points ·
3 hours ago
I think my boobs weigh at least a couple pounds... They're 32Fs, I'm not sure what that translates to. Enough to make my back hurt!!

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hopelesssofrantic
4 points ·
2 hours ago
5 ft 4...and 3/4
almost 5 ft 5!

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hopelesssofrantic
22 points ·
2 days ago
haha thank you! I try to not take myself too seriously lol In the extended video, there's a part where I'm toweling my back off, realized I looked like an eagle spreading my wings, and started flapping my arms. I thought it was funny and kept it. Y'all wanted the real me after all-- I didn't promise the video would be easy to jerk off to lol

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duanculo
4 points ·
2 days ago
Trust me, it's never difficult to jerk to you. I literally just came to your "I hope this finds him well" video last night (TMI) which is just you standing up talking ... naked :). The angle/view of your titties was just too much to overcome ....

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hopelesssofrantic
8 points ·
2 days ago

:) well good. I mean, someone jerked off to a picture of me shitting on the toilet because they thought my legs looked good so I guess anything is possible really 🤷🏼*♀️

https://www.reddit.com/r/hopelesssofrantic/comments/azavsq/that_shower_vid_you_asked_for/ei73n71/

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hopelesssofrantic
8 points ·
2 days ago

always frantic. My username was a joke and I didn't expect to go viral or anything, so it kind of stuck. I have a love/hate relationship with my username, but I was actually in a really positive headspace when I came up with it :) I've been a happy-go-lucky optimist for, like, 2 years. Before that was the dark ages when I worked overnights at a coffee house while in undergrad.

Thanks for the hair comment-- It's the thing I get the most hate about on here so it's nice hearing a compliment on it for once! :)
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duanculo
3 points ·
2 days ago

you get hate on your hair???? from guys??? Strange, for me personally, that's one of the last things I notice about a woman (how kept her hair is). Maybe because I kinda like when it's messy (not saying yours is btw)

Aside from your hair, what else do you unfortunately get a lot of hate on?
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hopelesssofrantic
3 points ·
2 days ago

Yeahh, people think my hair makes me look like an addict lol my hair is messy all the time!! I wouldn't be offended if you said that lol my most common insult is saying I'm too thin and should eat a burger or that I'm anorexic.
 

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hopelesssofrantic 554 points · 8 months ago
Some of my followers were very thrown off-guard that there was an unflattering pic of me on the internet.
There are many more than that.
It's okay to be a butterface sometimes : )
In FACT: I made a gift in hopes you'll all enjoy my many embarrassing faces. Here are my top 16 worst pictures of all time (IMGUR)
level 1 NotCamNewton 46 points ·4 months ago
Am I the only one that doesn't really find her that attractive? Face is meh, hair is a gross shade of blonde, and she's way too thin. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and what not, but when I was 16 (20 years ago now fml) perfection was closer to the likes of Carmen Electra, Pam Anderson, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, etc. This girl looks like a trailer park dream at best.
level 2 G3POh 14 points ·4 months ago
You're not alone. I wouldn't even call her a butterface because nothing else is good on her imo. Literally just tits.
level 1 ddei989 1 point ·4 months ago
This will be my go to when explaining what a butter face is.
 

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[–] auspunk9900 -12 points 6 months ago
Butterface
[–] hopelesssofrantic 14 points 6 months ago
Oh this reminds me: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter came out with a vegan flavor to their line and it's incredible! You all should check it out! I've been eating bagels for breakfast for a week straight. Thank you for doing your civilian duty as a contributing member of society and reminding me to put out that PSA! Phew, imagine if I would have forgot!
level 4 chriso434 3 points ·8 months ago Tbh i think your hair looks fine, shows your a real person. But when you have a face of an angle and someone tries to pull a b/s butterface comment... . The only thing not perfect in your photo was your hair, which you noted in your title!Like what do some people think hey hey everyone there’s a pretty girl showing us her boobs let’s be mean so she’ll show us more...
 

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Goofyface 5 points ·11 months ago
So are we ignoring her face resembling a cross over between Luna Lovegood and Voldemort?
level 2 gilbert445 1 point ·9 months ago
Is that a good or bad thing though? Lot hotter than some of the butterfaces that people worship on reddit.
 

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