Hilarious Porno Titles

[Cinabuns22]

I've always found it hilarious when you come across a corny porno title such as Lord of the G Strings or Muffy the Vampire Slayer...or a well known one, the Pirates porno with Jessie Jane starring in it. We all watch it for specific reasons anyways, who cares about the cheesey plot, though it does add to the amusement. If you know of any hilarious porno titles or ones that you think of on your own, comment back! Let's hear them! :glugglug:

 

[Jeep!]

"Big Trouble in Little Vagina" was always one of my favourites.

 

[CunningStunts]

The first couple of porns I watched were in the 80s, so they are my faves... "On Golden Blonde" and "Beverly Hill Cox"

 

[gunslingingbird]

Booty and the Beast. The cover had the picture of a chick with a ginormous ass about to be impaled by an even ginormouser dong. :eek:

 

[shillfinder]

ah it's easy making an existing title funny. the true masters were the guys who had to come up with quick 2-3 word titles for video tapes sold in the back pages of hustler, oui, etc in the 80s.

 

[sonoman]

One of my favourites... cheerleaders and jocks, all anal: 'Green Bay Fudgepackers'.

 

[mario_pot]

the davinci load:1orglaugh

 

[Supafly]

1) Sperms of Endearment
2) Saving Ryan's Privates
3) Romancing The Bone
4) For Your Thighs Only
5) Three Men And A Barbie
6) Passenger 69
7) On Golden Blonde
8) Intercourse With The Vampire
9) Mr. Hollund's Phallus
10) Forrest Hump
11) Jurassic Pork
12) Pocahotass
13) Sleeping Booty
14) The Loin King
15) The Sperminator
16) Cum And Cummer
17) Presumed Impotent
18) A Clear And Present Stranger
19) White Men Can't Hump
20) You've Got Male
21) I'll Do Anyone
22) Crocodile Done Me
23) Snatch Adams
24) Edward Penishands
25) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
26) What About Boob?
27) Schindler's Fist
28) Beverly Hills Copulator
29) Poonies
30) Johnny Pneumatic
31) The Joy Suck Club
32) Cunt Hardly Wait
33) Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
34) Nutting Hill
35) The Thirteenth Whore
36) Inspect Her Gadget
37) Free My Willy
38) I Know Who You Did Last Summer
39) Die Hard-on
40) A Few Hard Men
41) The Shawwank Redemption
42) Wet Dreams May Cum
43) Blast In The Ass
44) Wild Wild Breasts
45) Big Trouble In Little VaGina
46) 2000 Legs Under Me
47) Humped Back at Notre Dame
48) 101 Fornications
49) Robin's Wood
50) Batman in Robin
51) Look Who's Sucking
52) Forever Hung
53) Breakfast On Tiffany
54) Jesus Christ: Porno Star
55) When Hairy Fucked Sally
56) Libido Man
57) My Big Lebowski
58) Sleeping With Seattle
59) Varsity Blows
60) The Boobs Brothers
61) The Firmest
63) Riding Miss Daisy
64) City Lickers
65) Cunt Air
66) Ed's Wood
67) Desperate Pleasures
68) On Deadly Mound
69) Legs Wide Shut
70) Interview With A Vibrator
71) Star Whores
73) American Booty
74) Bringing Out The Head
75) Seven Dicks Into Beth
76) Field Of Wet Dreams
77) End Of Gays
78) Good Will Humping
79) The Meattricks
80) Happy Getsmore
81) Pants/Off <- One of my fave titles :1orglaugh
83) Full Latex Jacket
84) Close Encounters of the Nude Kind
85) Man On The Poon
86) Robocock
87) Major Leg
88) Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
89) Vampire in Brook Lyn
90) ET the Extra Testicle
91) Cliff's Hanger
92) Over the Twat
93) Runway Bride
94) My Best Friends Wetting
95) Whores Whisperer
96) Legends of the Ball
97) Young Buns
98) Tango and Snatch
99) Dirty Lancing
100) Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
101) Pokememon
102) Jacob the Licker
103) The Talented Mr. Rip Me
104) Summer of Slam
105) Doing John Malkovich <- This must be the REAL Malkovich movie... Horny devil!!!
106) Wee Willy
108) The Hairy Bitch Project
109) American Bi
110) A Jug's Life
111) The Bare Clit Project
112) The Mask of Porno
113) Waiting to Climax
114) Mickey White Eyes
115) Deep Blue Balls
116) Urban Lesbian
117) Face Jam
118) The Bone Erector
119) Reaming Out The Dead <- God let me know it's not meant literally
120) Bonfire of the Panties
121) The Bone Ranger
122) Glad-He-Ate-Her
123) Planet of the Gapes
124) Jumpin' Jack's Ass
126) 28 Lays
127) Prostitute Games
128) Judge Head
129) The Whore is Not Enough
130) Caddysnatch
131) Orifice Space
132) The Brady Munch
133) Scat People
134) The Perfect Porn
135) Pump Fiction
136) Gang Bang Related
137) Jackie Brown Eye
138) XXX-Men
139) Position: Impossible
140) The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride
141) Regarding Heinie
142) Silence of the Loins
143) Dante Peaks
144) Play it to the Boner
145) The Bone Molester
146) Natural Born Jigglers
147) Mouth Party
148) The Flintbones
149) I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
150) Pornocchio
151) Porn on the 4th of July
152) South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
153) Lubrication Man
154) Dangerous Binds
155) Swallow Man
156) Throbbin' Hood
157) Rambone
158) A Rear And Pleasant Danger
159) A Clockwork Orgy
160) Splendor in the Ass
161) Ass Wide Shut
162) Mr. Holland's Anus
163) Tits A Wonderful Life
164) Buttman Forever
165) My Bare Lady
166) Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
167) The Bootie Guard
168) Creamer vs. Creamer
169) Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
170) There's Something In and Out of Mary
171) Bare Ass in The Park
172) Bright Lights, Big Titties
173) Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory <- One for the kids??? NOT
174) Das Butt
175) Diddle-Her on the Roof
176) Saturday Night Fever Blister
177) Sorest Rump
178) Ordinary Peepholes
179) Dirty and Hairy <- That's how we like 'em
180) The Man Who Blew Too Much <- Must be a movie about me :rofl:
181) What Lies Beneath Me
182) (Spanking) 12 Monkeys
183) Three Days Of The Condom
184) For Your Ass Only
185) The Anus Family
186) Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone
187) Single White She-male
188) Tales of the Backside
189) Top Buns <- Minidog made a movie after all :nanner:
190) Waiting to XXX Hale
191) Men in Back
192) The Inside-her
193) Ball Street
194) Spray it Forward
195) My Best Friends Wetting
196) ET the Extra Testicle <- And Rory is being filmed, too :scream:
197) The Legend in Bagger's Pants

 

[BDwestcoast]

Weapons of Ass Destruction

 

[Lungzyn]

'Tinker With My Stinker' makes me giggle

 

[shaggydude]

95) Whores Whisperer

194) Spray it Forward

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[METAL HEAD]

one night in paris
the sopornos
the ozporns
throatgaggers
one night in chyna

 

[METAL HEAD]

star whores

 

[lickknob25]

Pubic Enemies
Bang Me to Hell

 

[coolguy88]

jawbreakers

 

[davidx]

cliff bangers

The Joy slut club

air force buns

 

[spryter]

Zuzanna's Anal Rampage. something about an anal rampage makes me lol hard.

 

[interceptor666]

Grays anatomy..... its not a porn but with a name like that it should be

 

[LukeEl]

And obscure 80's porno title that I could come up with is "Gleaming the Tube" besides it had skateboarding in it.

 

[lechepicha]

1) Sperms of Endearment
2) Saving Ryan's Privates
3) Romancing The Bone
4) For Your Thighs Only
5) Three Men And A Barbie
6) Passenger 69
7) On Golden Blonde
8) Intercourse With The Vampire
9) Mr. Hollund's Phallus
10) Forrest Hump
11) Jurassic Pork
12) Pocahotass
13) Sleeping Booty
14) The Loin King
15) The Sperminator
16) Cum And Cummer
17) Presumed Impotent
18) A Clear And Present Stranger
19) White Men Can't Hump
20) You've Got Male
21) I'll Do Anyone
22) Crocodile Done Me
23) Snatch Adams
24) Edward Penishands
25) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
26) What About Boob?
27) Schindler's Fist
28) Beverly Hills Copulator
29) Poonies
30) Johnny Pneumatic
31) The Joy Suck Club
32) Cunt Hardly Wait
33) Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
34) Nutting Hill
35) The Thirteenth Whore
36) Inspect Her Gadget
37) Free My Willy
38) I Know Who You Did Last Summer
39) Die Hard-on
40) A Few Hard Men
41) The Shawwank Redemption
42) Wet Dreams May Cum
43) Blast In The Ass
44) Wild Wild Breasts
45) Big Trouble In Little VaGina
46) 2000 Legs Under Me
47) Humped Back at Notre Dame
48) 101 Fornications
49) Robin's Wood
50) Batman in Robin
51) Look Who's Sucking
52) Forever Hung
53) Breakfast On Tiffany
54) Jesus Christ: Porno Star
55) When Hairy Fucked Sally
56) Libido Man
57) My Big Lebowski
58) Sleeping With Seattle
59) Varsity Blows
60) The Boobs Brothers
61) The Firmest
63) Riding Miss Daisy
64) City Lickers
65) Cunt Air
66) Ed's Wood
67) Desperate Pleasures
68) On Deadly Mound
69) Legs Wide Shut
70) Interview With A Vibrator
71) Star Whores
73) American Booty
74) Bringing Out The Head
75) Seven Dicks Into Beth
76) Field Of Wet Dreams
77) End Of Gays
78) Good Will Humping
79) The Meattricks
80) Happy Getsmore
81) Pants/Off <- One of my fave titles :1orglaugh
83) Full Latex Jacket
84) Close Encounters of the Nude Kind
85) Man On The Poon
86) Robocock
87) Major Leg
88) Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
89) Vampire in Brook Lyn
90) ET the Extra Testicle
91) Cliff's Hanger
92) Over the Twat
93) Runway Bride
94) My Best Friends Wetting
95) Whores Whisperer
96) Legends of the Ball
97) Young Buns
98) Tango and Snatch
99) Dirty Lancing
100) Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
101) Pokememon
102) Jacob the Licker
103) The Talented Mr. Rip Me
104) Summer of Slam
105) Doing John Malkovich <- This must be the REAL Malkovich movie... Horny devil!!!
106) Wee Willy
108) The Hairy Bitch Project
109) American Bi
110) A Jug's Life
111) The Bare Clit Project
112) The Mask of Porno
113) Waiting to Climax
114) Mickey White Eyes
115) Deep Blue Balls
116) Urban Lesbian
117) Face Jam
118) The Bone Erector
119) Reaming Out The Dead <- God let me know it's not meant literally
120) Bonfire of the Panties
121) The Bone Ranger
122) Glad-He-Ate-Her
123) Planet of the Gapes
124) Jumpin' Jack's Ass
126) 28 Lays
127) Prostitute Games
128) Judge Head
129) The Whore is Not Enough
130) Caddysnatch
131) Orifice Space
132) The Brady Munch
133) Scat People
134) The Perfect Porn
135) Pump Fiction
136) Gang Bang Related
137) Jackie Brown Eye
138) XXX-Men
139) Position: Impossible
140) The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride
141) Regarding Heinie
142) Silence of the Loins
143) Dante Peaks
144) Play it to the Boner
145) The Bone Molester
146) Natural Born Jigglers
147) Mouth Party
148) The Flintbones
149) I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
150) Pornocchio
151) Porn on the 4th of July
152) South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
153) Lubrication Man
154) Dangerous Binds
155) Swallow Man
156) Throbbin' Hood
157) Rambone
158) A Rear And Pleasant Danger
159) A Clockwork Orgy
160) Splendor in the Ass
161) Ass Wide Shut
162) Mr. Holland's Anus
163) Tits A Wonderful Life
164) Buttman Forever
165) My Bare Lady
166) Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
167) The Bootie Guard
168) Creamer vs. Creamer
169) Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
170) There's Something In and Out of Mary
171) Bare Ass in The Park
172) Bright Lights, Big Titties
173) Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory <- One for the kids??? NOT
174) Das Butt
175) Diddle-Her on the Roof
176) Saturday Night Fever Blister
177) Sorest Rump
178) Ordinary Peepholes
179) Dirty and Hairy <- That's how we like 'em
180) The Man Who Blew Too Much <- Must be a movie about me :rofl:
181) What Lies Beneath Me
182) (Spanking) 12 Monkeys
183) Three Days Of The Condom
184) For Your Ass Only
185) The Anus Family
186) Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone
187) Single White She-male
188) Tales of the Backside
189) Top Buns <- Minidog made a movie after all :nanner:
190) Waiting to XXX Hale
191) Men in Back
192) The Inside-her
193) Ball Street
194) Spray it Forward
195) My Best Friends Wetting
196) ET the Extra Testicle <- And Rory is being filmed, too :scream:
197) The Legend in Bagger's Pants

Weapons of Ass Destruction

great posts! rep to both

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