Hi there

[young_guns]

what the hell? i think pretty much it's all guys here...mostly

 

[Eric Lindros]

Welcome aboard!:hatsoff:

 

[tunsty]

HI There,

I am newbie chick, want to make some fun here.....btw, how to find a boy here?

I'm 99.5% boy...
I'm waiting for the test results back, to see what the other 0.5% is... (I'm guessing some sort of extinct relative of the marmoset ******) :dunno:

 

[Funkwerkz]

Don't send a boy to do a man's job. lol

I'm a man.

 

[loki4]

Welcome! And post your pics.... :wave:

 

[titsrock]

I have just the boy for you...his username is "Vladimir Putin" and he is purported to be the most hung member in the entire Freeones universe...

:sing:
Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match..:sing:

 

[broderic_randal]

Welcome! And post your pics.... :wave:

go to her profile, she has one picture there

 

[sexylan]

err i am a 99.9% man still 0.01 percent i am a gay.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

:rofl:

I make the odds of the original poster actually being female about 20 to 1. Any takers?

20 to 1 seems low to me

 

[bodie54]

20 to 1 seems low to me

Pesonally, I agree with you. I'd make it more like 500-1.

But if you look at the responses so far they aren't 20 to 1 against, so for wagering purposes I still think 20 to 1 is a good number (especially since I get a commission no matter who's right )

 

[Baill Inneraora]

and you win if its a push

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm 99.5% boy...
I'm waiting for the test results back, to see what the other 0.5% is... (I'm guessing some sort of extinct relative of the marmoset ******) :dunno:

Wow! You've made progress since the Premium Link Upgrade you reported on your status! :thumbsup:

 

[tunsty]

Wow! You've made progress since the Premium Link Upgrade you reported on your status! :thumbsup:

Yup, it turns out that 9.5% was hiding under my couch.

 

[Kil4Thril]

Yup, it turns out that 9.5% was hiding under my couch.

I just checked under mine, all I got was a broken crayon and a couple of stale Cheetos Oh, well, fat guys like Cheetos :tongue:

 

[T_C]

Hello,

Okay heres what you do, you go down to the local shelter for unwanted dogs, and buy yourself the ugliest dog you can find. Then what you do is you take a walk down to the local strip club, now you wont be allowed to bring the dog in but a puppy is small enough to fit in your purse or fanny pack if your one of those people. So walk in the room, yo'll probably be the only female in the room that isnt half naked, so if you would feel more comfortable in that environment you could strip down and walk around in the sparkaly bikini that you have on underneath. DO NOT FORGET TO PUT THAT ON!!! If you dont all is lost.

Okay so your walking around, you might be getting some looks from the men in the room, I suppose it depends on what time you are in there, I would advise you to go in from around 6pm in the afternoon to about midnight. Now if your just lookig for a once in a lifetime moment pick the scrawniest guy in the room, dont worry about friends he wont have any so you wont feel embarresed when approaching him. As he basically lives at the club and eats his meals there he'll be pretty bored with whats on offer, now this is when you make your move.

Walk up nice and friendly like sit down but do not make eye contact, I cannot stress this enough. Sit there check out the ladies on offer and relax back into the chair, he'll look because a 50 year old women in a sparkly bikini isnt something you see everyday of the week. Whilst he's looking at you open your purse and grap the dog and..........


Throw it in his face :1orglaugh

Then run away.






Remember to come back and tell us how it went. If you fail, for shame on you, never come back to the board again!!!

:rofl: That's ****** hilarious. Anyway welcome to freeones