HI There,
I am newbie chick, want to make some fun here.....btw, how to find a boy here?
I am newbie chick, want to make some fun here.....btw, how to find a boy here?
Hi there
- Thread starter lonelyhornychic
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broderic_randal
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im a boy
where u'r living, i'm in kansas.........
theres alot of boys on this site 
welcome to freeones btw
welcome to freeones btw
Pm me anytime!
Kil4Thril
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You're WAY low. Probably Baconsalt.
Marlo Manson
Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
Welcome to the jungle! :eek:
"I'm your huckleberry" ~ Doc Holliday (tombstone)
I am sure you'll be able to find lots of members to parlay with!! if dats you in your profile pic then why are you so lonely?? I find it hard to believe a sexy girl dats in that photo would have any problems with talkin to guys??? so what it is?? :dunno:
"I'm your huckleberry" ~ Doc Holliday (tombstone)
I am sure you'll be able to find lots of members to parlay with!! if dats you in your profile pic then why are you so lonely?? I find it hard to believe a sexy girl dats in that photo would have any problems with talkin to guys??? so what it is?? :dunno:
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Ya know, that was my first thought!
lonelyhornychic should post a pic... you know... to convince us...
Granted: ^^^ is a lame excuse to see her boobies! :wave2:
Hello,
Okay heres what you do, you go down to the local shelter for unwanted dogs, and buy yourself the ugliest dog you can find. Then what you do is you take a walk down to the local strip club, now you wont be allowed to bring the dog in but a puppy is small enough to fit in your purse or fanny pack if your one of those people. So walk in the room, yo'll probably be the only female in the room that isnt half naked, so if you would feel more comfortable in that environment you could strip down and walk around in the sparkaly bikini that you have on underneath. DO NOT FORGET TO PUT THAT ON!!! If you dont all is lost.
Okay so your walking around, you might be getting some looks from the men in the room, I suppose it depends on what time you are in there, I would advise you to go in from around 6pm in the afternoon to about midnight. Now if your just lookig for a once in a lifetime moment pick the scrawniest guy in the room, dont worry about friends he wont have any so you wont feel embarresed when approaching him. As he basically lives at the club and eats his meals there he'll be pretty bored with whats on offer, now this is when you make your move.
Walk up nice and friendly like sit down but do not make eye contact, I cannot stress this enough. Sit there check out the ladies on offer and relax back into the chair, he'll look because a 50 year old women in a sparkly bikini isnt something you see everyday of the week. Whilst he's looking at you open your purse and grap the dog and..........
Throw it in his face :1orglaugh
Then run away.
Remember to come back and tell us how it went. If you fail, for shame on you, never come back to the board again!!!
Okay heres what you do, you go down to the local shelter for unwanted dogs, and buy yourself the ugliest dog you can find. Then what you do is you take a walk down to the local strip club, now you wont be allowed to bring the dog in but a puppy is small enough to fit in your purse or fanny pack if your one of those people. So walk in the room, yo'll probably be the only female in the room that isnt half naked, so if you would feel more comfortable in that environment you could strip down and walk around in the sparkaly bikini that you have on underneath. DO NOT FORGET TO PUT THAT ON!!! If you dont all is lost.
Okay so your walking around, you might be getting some looks from the men in the room, I suppose it depends on what time you are in there, I would advise you to go in from around 6pm in the afternoon to about midnight. Now if your just lookig for a once in a lifetime moment pick the scrawniest guy in the room, dont worry about friends he wont have any so you wont feel embarresed when approaching him. As he basically lives at the club and eats his meals there he'll be pretty bored with whats on offer, now this is when you make your move.
Walk up nice and friendly like sit down but do not make eye contact, I cannot stress this enough. Sit there check out the ladies on offer and relax back into the chair, he'll look because a 50 year old women in a sparkly bikini isnt something you see everyday of the week. Whilst he's looking at you open your purse and grap the dog and..........
Throw it in his face :1orglaugh
Then run away.
Remember to come back and tell us how it went. If you fail, for shame on you, never come back to the board again!!!
lolwut
smells spammish. or its come see me live on my webcam only 19$ a minute to see me get naked.
I am thinking 100,000 to 1. Take THAT!
