Hey punks.

[vodkazvictim]

I just now, literally, had sex. She's in the shower cleaning up as I type.
That's all for now, you may continue your pathetic excuses for lives.
Just remember that, as I posted in another thread:

Me> All of you cunts.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

well even so, thanks for taking the time to remind us... especially given the circumstance

 

[jod0565]

Who cares - you deal with her shit.

 

[Mayhem]

Well a blowup doll that's worth posting about is a blowup doll worth saving. Keep away from sharp objects.

 

[STDiva]

I remember the first time I had sex too.

 

[BCT]

I just now, literally, had sex. She's in the shower cleaning up as I type.
That's all for now, you may continue your pathetic excuses for lives.
Just remember that, as I posted in another thread:

Me> All of you cunts.

Have you ever been laid before?. Oh and I'm not jealous, I gets mine.

 

[vodkazvictim]

well even so, thanks for taking the time to remind us... especially given the circumstance

I was waiting for my turn in the shower.. A gentlemn always lets a lady go 1st and we didn't feel like shower sex.

Well a blowup doll that's worth posting about is a blowup doll worth saving. Keep away from sharp objects.

I'll keep her away from my wit, then.

I remember the first time I had sex too.

Your mother asks if you used a condom and also when she will be able to meet the young lady(?) concerned.
She also says that she can still taste my cum and wishes I wouldn't drink snowballs. Apparently they died back in the '80s.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Did you suck her dick?

 

[Moonchild22]

I remember the first time I had sex too.

Your mother asks if you used a condom and also when she will be able to meet the young lady(?) concerned.
She also says that she can still taste my cum and wishes I wouldn't drink snowballs. Apparently they died back in the '80s.

Looks like STDiva struck a truth nerve.

 

[Red Spyder]

Two things:

1. How does your asshole feel? Aching? I imagine she had to use an extra large strap on, just how you like it right? :tongue:

2. Does she feel that dirty that she had to jump in the shower right after she and her strap on had her way with you? No cuddling or anything like a normal woman likes? :dunno:

 

[Sam Fisher]

I bet her shower takes longer than the time it took you to jack off on her.

 

[Mr_Balls]

Explain in detail

 

[ApolloBalboa]

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

:glugglug:

Hit it again, bro.

 

[PirateKing]

Congrats. How much did you beg?

 

[Sin After Sin]

That's nice.

 

[brodkill]

Congrats. How much did you beg?

and how much did he pay her

 

[Sam Fisher]

 

[StanScratch]

Hell, if I created a thread every time I had sex with some chick, this forum would be filled with all kinds of posts not by me.

 

[brodkill]

Congrats. How much did you beg?

and how much did he pay her