Hey... let's talk about sex! - lowhangers personal thread

[lowhangers]

Hey there!

Im recently new here, so i just thought i would start up my own thread where you can all introduce yourselves and tell me about your favourite pornstars, porn sites, wanking techniques etc... I will start by saying my real name is James, and my favourite porn star is Gianna Michaels. You can also add me to chat on msn if you like at...

cumongianna@hotmail.co.uk

 

[STDiva]

My name is Steve.

My favourite pornstar is Tory Lane.

I like Hennessy.

 

[mrtrebus]

My name is mrtrebus. . .

& I'm on the wrong thread!

 

[titsrock]

I don't have a favorite pornstar. I can't narrow it down to just one. Gianna is certainly someone who has been the virtual beneficiary of several deposits from the Banco de TR's Balls.....

I really don't have any grand wanking techniques. :dunno: My regular routine pretty much gets the job done :thumbsup:

 

[lowhangers]

Ha ha... yeah, same here mate! :rofl:

Don't suppose you have any good tips for wanking in bed without your parents being able to hear do you?... also another question for everyone, do any of you guys jelq?... do you get good results? :spump:

 

[mrtrebus]

Don't suppose you have any good tips for wanking in bed without your parents being able to hear do you?...

Yes.
Kill your parents.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Yes.
Kill your parents.

He could also try moving out of the house... Just a thought. :dunno:

 

[davidx]

my name is davidx I love pussy and fucking and videos of fucking I cant help myself

 

[lechepicha]

Don't suppose you have any good tips for wanking in bed without your parents being able to hear do you?...

a little something for your door:

http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/the_non-expert/life_after_masturbation.php

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Ha ha... yeah, same here mate! :rofl:

Don't suppose you have any good tips for wanking in bed without your parents being able to hear do you?... also another question for everyone, do any of you guys jelq?... do you get good results? :spump:

Duct tape generally solves any noise. Jelqing is not a proven science and causes more damage than good. I'd never try it. I love my cock too much. :1orglaugh

 

[STDiva]

Jelq translated to English means...

Verb - To convince someone to destroy their own dick and make them think it will benefit them.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

My name is PlasmaTwa2. Plasma for short.

My favourite pornstar is Claire Dames.

And my contribution to this thread is to wonder how old you are. Still living with your parents, eh?

 

[tiger1977]

Don't suppose you have any good tips for wanking in bed without your parents being able to hear do you?

try getting out of their bed

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Wanking techniques! Classic :1orglaugh

Anyhoo, I am ~~Whimsy~~

I am lovable, sweet, and endearing. I am more often polite than not. :hatsoff:

 

[Artimus]

try getting out of their bed

:rofl2:

Welcome aboard James. Or do you prefer lowhangers?

 

[Alyssa Rose]

HI! :wave2:

I'm hissexslave (hissy for short)
My favorite porn site freeones (duh)
I don't have a 'favorite' pornstar, but I've been told I look a lot like Gianna.
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=315311
& maybe you should try not being loud when you masturbate?
If your parents hear you then you must really be a screamer. :thumbsup:

 

[jasonk282]

I'm Jasonk282 as my screen name says so, guess your to damn lazy to read that
my favorite porn star(s) are Jada Fire, Katja Kassin, Claire Dames
If your jacking off and your parents hear you your doing it wrong.

 

[titsrock]

Don't suppose you have any good tips for wanking in bed without your parents being able to hear do you?

Well, you can wait until they go to bed. And let the last image they see of you be reading a school book, so they think you're studying. Keep the computer turned off until they go to bed...

If you want to actually wank under your covers, you need to wrap a towel around your waist so you keep it all contained in an easy cleanup towel and not on your sheets.:dunno::thumbsup:

 

[jasonk282]

How old are you?

 

[Sicario]

Hey there!

I'm recently new here, so i just thought i would start up my own thread where you can all introduce yourselves and tell me about your favourite porn stars, porn sites, wanking techniques etc... I will start by saying my real name is James, and my favourite porn star is Gianna Michaels. You can also add me to chat on msn if you like at...

cumongianna@hotmail.co.uk

Hi James, my real name is not Brian and my favorite porn stars are Latinas preferably with big tits just like my women in real life. You can follow me on twitter: MackThePimp.

:hatsoff: