Hey... let's talk about sex! - lowhangers personal thread

[JacknCoke]

If your jacking off and your parents hear you your doing it wrong.

this would make a good bumper sticker.

 

[gunslingingbird]

http://www.ugtv.org/fifir.php

 

[lowhangers]

My name is PlasmaTwa2. Plasma for short.

My favourite pornstar is Claire Dames.

And my contribution to this thread is to wonder how old you are. Still living with your parents, eh?

I agree... Claire Dames is hot, one of my favourites also!

Im 21, the question wasn't even related to myself Lol... i was asking on behalf of a mate who was with me.

a little something for your door:

http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/the_non-expert/life_after_masturbation.php

Ha ha... rather an amusing read, i might actually print that out and pass it on to my friend.

Wanking techniques! Classic

Anyhoo, I am ~~Whimsy~~

I am lovable, sweet, and endearing. I am more often polite than not.

Nice to meet you ~~Whimsy~~

You sound really nice, i am also polite more often than not... we shall get on well! :thumbsup:

:rofl2:

Welcome aboard James. Or do you prefer lowhangers?

Thank you!... i suppose i would prefer my screen name 'lowhangers', i don't call myself that for no reason you know

HI!

I'm hissexslave (hissy for short)
My favorite porn site freeones (duh)
I don't have a 'favorite' pornstar, but I've been told I look a lot like Gianna.
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=315311
& maybe you should try not being loud when you masturbate?
If your parents hear you then you must really be a screamer. :thumbsup:

Hey hissy!

My favourite porn site is now freeones too!... you've all been nice and welcoming, and with hot girls like you around im here for good!

I don't make any noise when masturbating as far as i know, but it does tend to get boring sometimes. :rofl:

I'm Jasonk282 as my screen name says so, guess your to damn lazy to read that
my favorite porn star(s) are Jada Fire, Katja Kassin, Claire Dames
If your jacking off and your parents hear you your doing it wrong.

Nice to meet you mate!

Their must be some good ways of shooting a load when you're in bed, minimal mess etc... I've heard those water snake toys are good.... or what about fleshlights, have any of you tried them? :rubbel:

Well, you can wait until they go to bed. And let the last image they see of you be reading a school book, so they think you're studying. Keep the computer turned off until they go to bed...

If you want to actually wank under your covers, you need to wrap a towel around your waist so you keep it all contained in an easy cleanup towel and not on your sheets.

Ahh... you are well experienced...

This is the best way that i know of, always handy to keep a special spunk towel hidden down the side of your bed. What i do is sit on the bed with my laptop, wrap the towel around myself and wank into it while watching porn. I've heard putting a sock over your cock is another good method.

How old are you?

Im 21 my friend... so my balls are probably lower than yours :wave:

this would make a good bumper
sticker.

That would actually make an awesome bumper sticker... i might just put it in my signature now

 

[lowhangers]

http://www.ugtv.org/fifir.php

Yes!!... love it! :hatsoff:

Im so curious now... i've just got to make one. :rofl:

 

[jasonk282]

Im 21 my friend... so my balls are probably lower than yours :wave:

Do you really want to go there? I was just asking how old you were and you have to give me some smartass answer. Just so you know I am 31 with a wife and a 10 month old son at home, UPS driver for a living and served 10 year in the United States Army.

 

[LukeEl]

my name is Luke and I am....Yeah... I'm not an alcoholic actually... Yeah... I'm only here because I got a little drunk and I threw a flaming bag of feces into a building and I kind of burnt it down a little bit, you know but I wasn't trying to burn it down I was trying to make the place smell really bad and get rid of this guy... this guy knows what I'm talking about.

 

[lowhangers]

Do you really want to go there? I was just asking how old you were and you have to give me some smartass answer. Just so you know I am 31 with a wife and a 10 month old son at home, UPS driver for a living and served 10 year in the United States Army.

Alright, calm down... it was meant to be a light hearted joke... :1orglaugh

I don't think it came across right on here Lol, but it does seem like there are quite a few people on here that i've already found to have a stressy attitude. Sorry if i caused any offence.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

my name is Luke and I am....Yeah... I'm not an alcoholic actually... Yeah... I'm only here because I got a little drunk and I threw a flaming bag of feces into a building and I kind of burnt it down a little bit, you know but I wasn't trying to burn it down I was trying to make the place smell really bad and get rid of this guy... this guy knows what I'm talking about.

Always Sunny in Philadelphia when the Israeli bought the building next door??