Hey Fellas, You Got Facial Hair?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I gots me an ugly beard. A full beard.

 

[assari]

I have a little stubble in the morning.

 

[sean miguel]

No. Unfortunately, I'm unable to grow a proper beard and definitely no 70's porn moustache rides here. So I stay clean shaven. I've learned to accept it.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

A goat. Growing it long...or at least trying. I've got it to about 2 inches from the bottom of my chin, but I'm trying to grow it long enough to braid it.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I got enough grey in my beard that I'd like to get rid of. I tried the Just For Men Beard dye and it just about melted my face off. I read that other fellas were having the same bad reactions to the chemicals used in it. Are there natural beard dyes that are good and effective that won't make my face look like it's oozing guacamole?

 

[ban-one]

Depends on the day. After 5 days of beard growth, I can't stand it anymore and shave it all off, but then when I'm clean-shaven, people who don't know me think I'm still in high school.

 

[cometcomma]

I shave with a hair clipper down to stubble when I need to look better, otherwise I look homeless.

 

[Jack Davenport]

That which you fuckers try and cultivate on your face, grows wild on my ass.

 

[Elwood70]

The only thing I hate more than shaving is being unshaven.

 

[RJS13]

I got enough grey in my beard that I'd like to get rid of. I tried the Just For Men Beard dye and it just about melted my face off. I read that other fellas were having the same bad reactions to the chemicals used in it. Are there natural beard dyes that are good and effective that won't make my face look like it's oozing guacamole?

Just For Men had a class action lawsuit going against them because their shit causes chemical burns. I used the shit and my face burned for days oozing a yellow puss. Unfortunately I believe the lawsuit was settled already.

 

[zipper_666]

Here's what I have .....Goatee

 

[Jack Davenport]

Just For Men had a class action lawsuit going against them because their shit causes chemical burns. I used the shit and my face burned for days oozing a yellow puss. Unfortunately I believe the lawsuit was settled already.

It was not. I am a plaintiff.

The condition is called skin weeping.

Nasty nasty stuff.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I got enough grey in my beard that I'd like to get rid of. I tried the Just For Men Beard dye and it just about melted my face off. I read that other fellas were having the same bad reactions to the chemicals used in it. Are there natural beard dyes that are good and effective that won't make my face look like it's oozing guacamole?

I wish mine would finish turning grey. I just want it all one color, and since I'm over 50, gret works for me.

 

[Truestormrider]

Here's what I have .....Goatee

You look like a not roided version of Rich Piana

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Here's what I have .....Goatee

That's actually more of a soul patch. The term comes from old jazz musicians, that grew them to hide the calluses they got from always having a brass instrument pressed against their lower lip.

 

[himperv203]

clean shaven