Hey Fellas, How You Like Your Chili, With Beans Or No Beans?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I've had some good bowls of chili with beans but I prefer the real Texas chili with no beans. Please pass me the Tabasco. The Scorpion one. Hurry up 'cuz I like it spicy!

Also, hey Europeans, if you're reading this, you eat any chili? You should try some. It's good. There are many different kinds. A hot bowl of chili is great on a cold night.