Herpes Virus Found

[Will E Worm]

Herpes Virus Found on Library Copies of 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

Two Belgian university professors recently decided to submit the 10 most borrowed books at the Antwerp library to bacteriology and toxicology tests.

Traces of ******* were found on all 10 books. The traces were small enough that readers would not feel the effects, but significant enough that they could test positive for *******.

But the real case of life imitating art was revealed when the scientists discovered traces of the herpes virus in the pages of the erotic tale Fifty Shades of Grey.

In order to prevent a public panic, professors assured readers that the concentrations of the herpes virus were minimal and that the virus could not be contracted simply by touching the book.

They also suggested that books are for reading.

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ukey::throwup:

 

[Mayhem]

This is why I go to MOPP Level 4 whenever I pick up a Penthouse.

 

[georges]

Someone probably cummed inside the book, disgusting :throwup:

 

[sean miguel]

Words on paper.

Mesopotamia called, it wants it's papyrus back.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

And these were books. You don't want to think to much about what can be found on paper money...

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Someone probably cummed inside the book, disgusting :throwup:

That would damage the physical pages so it's very unlikely.

Occam's razor; There's a simpler, more logical explanation.

A woman (remember that the majority of the reader base for these books are women) was likely reading it during a herpes outbreak and masturbating, since it's a naughty book. So she was alternately touching genital sores and flipping pages, causing a small measure of transference.

 

[georges]

That would damage the physical pages so it's very unlikely.

Occam's razor; There's a simpler, more logical explanation.

A woman (remember that the majority of the reader base for these books are women) was likely reading it during a herpes outbreak and masturbating, since it's a naughty book. So she was alternately touching genital sores and flipping pages, causing a small measure of transference.

You might be correct but you know how weird people there are in this world, so we can imagine everything

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

You might be correct but you know how weird people there are in this world, so we can imagine everything

Oh, I could absolutely see someone doing it, but these were the most borrowed books, so they were still in circulation. I think if the pages were all, uh, stuck together and there was crust and staining (which someone tossing one off in the book would certainly cause) that someone would have had to have noticed considering all the traffic that book had seen, so the library would have ditched it and gotten a replacement.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Someone probably cummed inside the book

it wasn't me, i swear :lurk:





:rubbel:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

They also suggested that books are for reading.

This had to be said!

 

[Ari Dee]

That's what they get for reading 50 Shades of Grey.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

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